The shadow Minister for home affairs Barnaby Joyce has taken time out of his busy day, foregoing his afternoon nap, to tell the Greens that Parliament is no place for secret relationships. ”I know you get to Canberra and your… Read More ›
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Barnaby Pulls A ScoMo And Takes The Week Off From Parliament
The Opposition’s shadow Minister for Affairs both Home and Foreign Barnaby Joyce has decided to pull a ScoMo and skip the first week of Parliament. ”If it’s good enough for Scott to take a week off then why not me?”… Read More ›
Politicians Should Have Diplomatic Immunity Declares Barnaby Joyce
Australia’s former Deputy PM Barnaby Joyce has written in an opinion piece in which he suggests that politicians, particularly opposition front benchers, should have diplomatic immunity, to help them get on with the job. “I, as a member of parliament… Read More ›
Barnaby Denies Giving Littleproud A Wedgie
Aspiring shadow Minister for Home Affairs Barnaby Joyce has denied giving his colleague David Littleproud a wedgie this morning and insisted it was just a miscommunication. ”Look David asked me if his tie was straight and it wasn’t, so I… Read More ›
Barnaby Asks Swinging Voters To At Least Let Him Poll Them
Australia’s deputy Prime Minister (for now) and aspiring Minister for Home Affairs Barnaby Joyce has pleaded with swinging voters to give him a chance and let him poll them. ”I know a lot of Australians don’t like me, but today… Read More ›
Barnaby Calls For More Funding For Future Single Mothers
Aspiring Minister for Home Affairs Barnaby Joyce has called for an increase in funding for future single Mothers, in a move that he feels may help the Coalition with their female problem. ”We need to make sure we look after… Read More ›
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