Little Aussie battler and current member of Parliament Barnaby Joyce has entered into New South Wales’ abortion debate declaring that in his eyes a sperm becomes a human the minute it’s owner sees their staffer from across the room. “In… Read More ›
New England
Barnaby Joyce Plans To Spend The Week Polling Swinging Voters
Future deputy Opposition leader Barnaby Joyce has told colleagues that he plans to spend the final week of the election campaign polling swinging voters in an effort to get the Coalition over the line. “I am a proven campaigner and… Read More ›
Barnaby Joyce Banking On His Supporters Being Able To Read
Former Deputy Prime Minister Barnaby Joyce having just signed a book deal is now sweating on his supporters ability to be able to actually read a book. “It’s a big risk we are taking by giving a deal to Barnaby… Read More ›
Joyce Tipped To Replace Dutton As Minister For Home Affairs
Belegaured Deputy Prime Minister Barnaby Joyce is tipped to replace Peter Dutton as Minister for Home Affairs in a soon to be announced cabinet reshuffle. “When you make a mistake like Barnaby has you can either take the fall and… Read More ›
Barnaby Joyce Embraces His New Zealand Heritage By Ditching His Job And Moving To Bondi
Former Deputy Prime Minister Barnaby Joyce fresh off discovering his New Zealand citizenship has embraced his culture by ditching his job and relocating from New England to Bondi. “Oh yeah bro, Bondi is choice eh,” Said Barnaby. “For too long… Read More ›
