The Federal Government has told the National broadcaster the ABC to cut back some of their audience and give it to the lowly rated Sky News channel. ”Look the ABC needs to learn to share with those less fortunate than… Read More ›
The Bolt Report
Hanson Demands To Know Why No One’s Calling For White Out To Be Renamed
Following news that food manufacturer Allen’s Lollies will be renaming their Red Skins and Chicos products, One Nation Senator Pauline Hanson has demanded to know why no one is calling for the stationery product ‘White Out’ to be renamed. ”Where’s… Read More ›
Rowan Dean Ecstatic To Learn That 8 People Tuned In To Watch His Larrikin Doco On Sky News
Australian satirist Rowan Dean (sic) is said to be ecstatic today after learning that his documentary, which debuted on Sky News, about the alleged death of the “Aussie larrikin” was watched by at least 8 people. ”When we commissioned this… Read More ›
BREAKING: Queen’s Birthday Honours List Revealed
The (un)Australian has been leaked a copy of the Queen’s Birthday honours list that is due to be announced over the weekend. See below who will be honoured. Andrew Bolt – For services to racism. Tony Abbott – For service to… Read More ›
Bolt Demands All Australian Children Sit On Pell’s Lap And Apologise
Australia’s leading pedophile advocate Andrew Bolt has demanded that every single Australian child be forced to sit on Cardinal Pell’s lap and apologise. The demand was made on Bolt’s blog at 2 am on the same day that the Royal… Read More ›
Sky News Calls On Its Viewers All 6 Of Them To Get Out And Protest The Lockdown
Niche broadcaster Sky News Australia has called upon it’s viewers to get outside and start protesting Australia’s lockdown strategy. With the broadcaster particularly aggrieved that playing golf has been banned in the state of Victoria. “It’s time to stop all… Read More ›
