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The Bolt Report
China Announces New ‘No Dickheads’ Policy
The Chinese Government has announced that it is applying a new ‘no dickheads’ policy when it comes to politicians from other countries visiting on ‘study trips.’ “We were concerned with the rising number of politicians wishing to visit our country… Read More ›
Australia’s Pedos Nominate Andrew Bolt For Australian Of The Year
Australia’s leading pedophiles have gathered together on the dark web to unanimously nominate Australian blogger Andrew Bolt for Australian of the year for his work in defending one of their brethren George Pell. “Andrew Bolt has gone above and beyond… Read More ›
ScoMo Appoints Craig Kelly As Minister In Charge Of Guarding The Bee
Following news over the weekend that Prime Minister ScoMo had banned a member of his Government Craig Kelly from appearing on the ABC’s Q&A program comes news that the reason for the banning was that Mr Kelly has been promoted to… Read More ›
NSW Government Announces Plans To Privatise Its Citizens
The NSW Government fresh off privatising their bus services despite going to an election earlier this year saying they would not, has now announced their latest splash for cash with a plan to privatise the State’s citizens. “If we want… Read More ›
BREAKING: Sky News Uncovers Secret Recording Of NZ PM Jacinda Ardern Stepping On A Crack
In breaking news barely watched news service Sky News Australia has revealed they now have exclusive footage of New Zealand Prime Minister Jacinda Ardern stepping on a crack in a move which they say puts her Mother at risk of… Read More ›
