Day 1: A dear friend had taken me aside during my trial and given me a piece of advice should I find myself in prison. They said in jail, early on you need to seek out the biggest person in… Read More ›
The Bolt Report
Sky News Invites Their Viewers All 6 Of Them To Celebrate The American Election
Niche news network Sky News Australia has invited it’s viewers, all 6 of them to join in on a special event to celebrate Donald Trump’s performance at the US Elections. ”Yesterday was a great day for right wing news networks,… Read More ›
Vaccines To Be Tested On News Corp Columnists Before Commencing Human Trials
The federal government has made its next move towards securing a workable Covid-19 vaccine for distribution in Australia, committing to test any prospective vaccines on News Corporation columnists before moving on to human trials. “Well, we wanted to exhaust all… Read More ›
Barnaby Calls For Vic Premier To Allow Exemptions To Lock Down For Those Wishing To Bonk
Former deputy Prime Minister and aspiring Minister for Affairs Barnaby Joyce has called on the Victorian Premier Dan Andrews to ease restrictions in the State to allow people from interstate to visit those they wish to bonk. “I understand that… Read More ›
Murdoch Pissed To Only Receive $10 Million Of The Government’s 90 Billion Spend
Media mogul and American citizen Rupert Murdoch is reportedly extremely pissed at the Morrison Government after his pay TV network Foxtel only received $10 million dollars of the Governments 90 billion dollar spend. ”Mr Murdoch is definitely not happy and… Read More ›
Kelly Gang Commended For Wearing Masks
Dan Andrews has praised outlaw Ned Kelly and his gang for following the correct mask wearing protocol while going about their business of robbing banks and ranging about in the bush. “I watched the video Ned put up on YouTube… Read More ›
