The Dark Lord Peter Dutton has been keenly following his colleague Josh Frydenberg’s struggles to retain his seat at the upcoming election, telling his fellow Death Eaters that he’d consider becoming Treasurer should the opportunity arise. ”The Dark Lord has… Read More ›
Australia’s next Minister for Home Affairs Barnaby Joyce has told the PM that the reason that they are doing so badly in the polls is due to the contentious (only to Barnaby) bonk ban. ”Bloody, Scott, err, ScoMo, needs to… Read More ›
The Country’s deputy Prime Minister (yep, really) Barnaby Joyce has demanded that he be named the Country’s new Minister for Home Affairs should the Coalition win the next election. ”No one in the Government knows more about Home affairs than… Read More ›
Opposition Leader Anthony Albanese has apologised to his Labor colleagues after being caught out on the campaign trail saying that seminal Australian band The Saints released their hit single I’m Stranded in 1974 when it was in fact released in… Read More ›
Aspiring shadow Minister for Home Affairs Barnaby Joyce has asked the PM if the contentious (for Barnaby) bonk ban would apply to the Coalition if/when they lose Government and are in Opposition. ”What can I say, I like to plan… Read More ›
The Prime Minister’s creepy mate George Christensen has thanked his parliamentary colleagues for the gift of a golden manila folder that they purchased for him as he farewells parliament. ”Nice of everyone to chip in and buy me a folder,”… Read More ›
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