The Opposition’s shadow minister for home and foreign affairs Barnaby Joyce has used Canberra’s Mid-Winter Ball to stage a protest against Parliaments ongoing bonk ban. ”I mean what use is having this ball when we can’t even go on the… Read More ›
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Barnaby Calls On Finland’s Prime Minister To Be More Professional
Australia’s shadow Minister for Home and Foreign Affairs Barnaby Joyce has called on Finland’s Prime Minister to be more professional and lay off the partying. ”As a World leader she needs to be more discreet,” said the Member for New… Read More ›
Association Of Identity Thieves Name ScoMo Their Man Of The Year
The international association of identity thieves has today announced that Australia’s former PM/Treasurer/Minister for Industry/Resources/Engadine Maccas and Health to name but a few has been named their Man of the year award. ”What a great honour it is to be… Read More ›
Dutton Calls On Chinese Checkers To Be Renamed Freedom Checkers
The Opposition leader the Dark Lord Peter Dutton has called upon the popular board game Chinese Checkers to be renamed ‘Freedom Checkers’ in an effort to punish China for the ongoing animosity between the two counntries. ”I am appalled that… Read More ›
NSW Premier Personally Apologises To John Barilaro For Any Inconvenience Caused By The Train Strikes
NSW Premier (for now) Dominick Perrotet has issued a personal apology to the State’s number 1 citizen John Barilaro over any inconvenience that today’s train strikes may have had on him or his family. ”The Transport Union really needs to… Read More ›
Libs Blame Poor Polling On Public’s Fascination With Low Carb Diets
The Liberal party has blamed their leader, the Dark Lord Peter Dutton’s diabolically low popularity on the public’s fascination with low-carb diets. ”The public for years have been told that carbs are bad and worse than the devil,” said a… Read More ›
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