Tampon manufacturers Tampax have announced that to commemorate King Charles’ coronation they will releasing a special commemorative packet in honour of the King.

The move comes as Charles once spoke of his love for his now wife Camilla by telling her he wished to be her tampon*.

The announcement has been greeted warmly in Ireland as most of the Irish consider the new King to be a bit of c*nt.

*The(un)Australian.net does not kink shame.

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