Tampon manufacturers Tampax have announced that to commemorate King Charles’ coronation they will releasing a special commemorative packet in honour of the King. The move comes as Charles once spoke of his love for his now wife Camilla by telling… Read More ›
Ireland
Dutton Demands Irish Border Be Shut To Keep Out Potato Blight
Opposition Leader the Dark Lord Peter Dutton has demanded that Prime Minister Anthony Albanese close the Irish border before the dreaded potato blight hits the country. ”This government needs to get off their backsides and take some action,” said the… Read More ›
Ireland Considers Pauline Hanson’s Visit An Act Of War
The Irish Government has released a statement condemning Australia for sending Pauline Hanson over on a visit and has indicated that they consider it an act of war. “By sending this toxic hate filled individual to our country we take… Read More ›
Court Injunction Successfully Stops People Talking About Denis O’Brien’s Relationship With IRBC
Catherine Murphy, an Independent TD (Teachta Dála; member of Dáil Éireann, the lower house of the Oireachtas) has her had comments about the relationship between billionaire Denis O’Brien and Ireland’s former state bank, Irish Bank Resolution Corporation (IRBC) censored… Read More ›
Ireland Votes Yes To Allowing Straight Couples To Enjoy Eurovision
An historic referendum has resulted in a resounding yes to allow heterosexual Irish couples to watch and enjoy the Eurovision Song Contest. “It’s great to finally have our rights to get feverishly obsessed with high camp recognised alongside those of… Read More ›
Irish Gay Marriage Vote Blamed For Sydney Storm
The Republic of Ireland’s decision to allow a May referendum on same-sex marriage is believed to be responsible for the wild weather that caused pandemonium in Sydney this week. There were five deaths in Newcastle and the Hunter Valley and much… Read More ›