Niche network Sky News Australia has announced today that they have signed controversial dumpster fire Piers Morgan to host a new weekly show on the network. The network is hoping that Morgan will help the network increase their ratings and… Read More ›
Royal-in-exile Prince Andrew has sent fellow exiled Royal Meghan Markle a dozen red roses, following her and husband Prince Harry’s interview with media mega-star Oprah Winfrey. The roses had a note attached saying: ”Thanks for the distraction.” ”Prince Andrew has… Read More ›
Following news breaking overnight that the FBI had charged Ghislaine Maxwell over child sex offences involving Geoffrey Epstein, Queen Elizabeth has urged her son, Prince Andrew to consider getting away from it all and take a holiday in Paris. “The… Read More ›
Palace sources have indicated that Queen Elizabeth is apparently ropeable that the Nation’s security service MI5 have infected Prince Charles instead of Prince Andrew with the Covid-19 virus. “The Queen was furious when she learned that her heir Charles was… Read More ›
An embarrassing faux pas led to the assassination squads arranged by both Prince Andrew and Bill Clinton arriving at the same time at Jeffrey Epstein’s jail cell to carry out the hit, an inquiry has been told. “It was really… Read More ›
Donald Trump fresh off his visit to Buckingham palace to meet the Queen has spoken of his fondness for the Monarch and how welcoming Her Majesty was. “What a great person, wonderful to chat with. We talked about politics, corgis,… Read More ›
