The UnOz’s Person of the Year award is one of the most anticipated events of the year, with defamation lawyers everywhere especially keen to see the list. If 2022 was a chess game it didn’t go well for the World… Read More ›
The Queen
Fixated Persons Unit Investigate Sky News Over Meghan Markle
The Fixated Persons Unit has announced that they will be investigating niche news network Sky News Australia over the stations ongoing obsession with Meghan Markle. ”We understand that Meghan is in the public eye so news stories about her are… Read More ›
Sky News Celebrates Record Ratings, Thanks All 3 New Viewers
Niche news network Sky News Australia has issued a press release to announce record high levels of ratings following their round the clock coverage of condemning Meghan Markle. ”What an achievement to gain a whole new 3 viewers,” said a… Read More ›
Desperate TV Stations Resort To Interviewing People Named Liz
Desperate TV stations on Day 5 of their 24/7 Queen coverage have resorted to interviewing people named Elizabeth in a desperate attempt to fill time. ”There’s only so much time you can devote to stories about the corgis or what… Read More ›
Cardinal Pell Calls On The World To Embrace Prince Andrew
Australia’s leading unconvicted Catholic, George Pell, has appeared on niche news station Sky News Australia to appeal to the World to reach out and embrace embattled Royal, Prince Andrew. ”I know what it is like to be shunned by the… Read More ›
Lawsuit Settling Prince Andrew Tells Australia He’s Ready To Be Knighted
The Queen’s favourite Son fresh off settling a sexual assault lawsuit out of court has told the people of Australia that he is ready to be knighted for his services to children. ”The Prince is most relieved to make this… Read More ›