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Trump Tweets ScoMo To Thank Him For The Wristy And Committing To Iran
American President Donald Trump has expressed his gratitude towards Australian Prime Minister Scott Morrison in the form of a tweet. Thanking the Australian PM for the wristy and the commitment to join him in Iran. “This is an outstanding result… Read More ›
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Australian Space Agency To Send Manned Holden Kingswood To Dubbo By 2035
Australia will be getting its very own space agency with plans to mount a mission to put astronauts on the surface of Dubbo within two decades. “Due to the high cost of petrol and the dodgy radiator we will have… Read More ›
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Alan Jones Moves On From Abusing Women To Attacking A More Worthy Opponent, Children
Sydney based shock jock Alan Jones, fresh off being condemned for verbally attacking New Zealand Prime Minister Jacinda Ardern, has moved away from abusing women to take out his frustrations on children. Most notably those children who attended last Friday’s… Read More ›
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ScoMo Invites Trump To Join Him For A State Dinner At Engadine Macca’s
Australia’s Prime Minister Scott Morrison has reportedly invited American President Donald Trump to come to Australia to join him for a State dinner at the Prime Minister’s restaurant of choice, Engadine Macca’s. “We Australians are an hospitable bunch,” said Prime… Read More ›
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Malcolm Roberts Demands A Royal Commission Into Whether Or Not The Fridge Light Stays On When The Door Is Closed
One Nation’s leading Scientific mind Malcolm Roberts has today demanded the Government immediately hold a Royal Commission into whether or not the fridge light stays on when the door is closed. “It’s time this Government focused on issues that matter… Read More ›
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City Worker Wonders If It’s Rained Enough Yet To Shut Up The Farmers
An inner city office worker has casually asked his colleague if they think we’ve had enough rain yet to shut up the farmers. Before going on to hope for a return of ‘good’ weather before the up coming weekend. “Look… Read More ›
Featured Categories
Politics ›
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Dutton Spends The Weekend Googling Military Coup
14/10/2019
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Dutton Confident He Has The Numbers
09/10/2019
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Abbott Regrets Not Doing More As PM To Rid Australia Of The Metric System
08/10/2019
Sport ›
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Racing Industry Pledges To Switch From Electric To Renewable Jiggers
11/10/2019
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NSW Government Will Open Sydney Harbour Bridge To Problem Gamblers
10/10/2019
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Sydney Roosters Spend Week Getting Used To Playing Before An Actual Crowd
04/10/2019
World ›
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Trump To Star In The New Roald Dahl Movie James And The Giant Impeachment
25/09/2019
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Boris Johnson Shows You Can Achieve Anything With Enough Privilege, Even If You’re Boris Johnson
29/08/2019
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Americans To Be Armed With Thoughts And Prayers Compliments Of The NRA
05/08/2019
Arts ›
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Sydney’s Bus Timetables An Early Favourite For 2019 Nobel Prize For Literature
31/01/2019
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Chris Lilley’s ‘Honey Badger’ Bachelor Wins Ratings Slot Again
20/08/2018
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National Gallery Replaces Blue Poles With Square Of RSL Club Carpet
23/04/2018
News ›
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“Wish I Was Rich Enough To Eat Like A 17thC Flemish Peasant” Thinks Man Staring In Artisanal Bakery Window
30/09/2019
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Only Cask Wine From The Goon Region Allowed to Be Called Goon
13/08/2019
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Government Minister Luke Howarth Asks History Teachers To Put A Positive Spin On World War 2
10/07/2019
Opinion ›
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Column: Gina Rinehart’s Guide To Being A Cook
25/06/2019
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The (un)Australian’s Election Predictions
17/05/2019
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The (un)Australian: Excited And Expanding
01/04/2018
