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Minister For Manila Defends His 4 Year Bucks Party
The Morrison Government’s Minister for Manilla George Christensen has lashed out at media for questioning his visits to seedy Philipino bars with the defense that all men are entitled to a bucks party before they are married. “The media and… Read More ›
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Abbott Hopes That George Pell Will One Day Be Free To Touch Others
Former Minister for Women Tony Abbott has spoken of his wish that incarcerated Cardinal George Pell will soon be free to enter the world and touch others as he has done so in the past. “I don’t wish to say… Read More ›
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Abbott Asks Wife To Bake Him A Cake Big Enough To Hide A Hacksaw
Former Minister for Women Tony Abbott has told friends of how he asked his wife Margie to bake him a cake big enough to conceal a hacksaw so that he could surprise his dear friend and confidant George Pell with… Read More ›
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Aus Open To Change Scoring System To Appease Margaret Court Replacing Love With Hate
The Australian Open tennis tournament has announced that next year to celebrate the 50th anniversary of Margaret Court’s historic Grand Slam they will amend the scoring system used in matches by replacing love with hate. “We have to acknowledge Margaret’s… Read More ›
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Cabinet To All Pitch In And Buy Matthias ‘Numbers Man’ Cormann A Calculator For Christmas
With the end of the parliamentary year in sight Scott Morrison’s cabinet have done a whip around with everybody chipping in to buy Senate Leader Matthias ‘Numbers Man’ Cormann a calculator for Christmas. “In an ideal world we would have… Read More ›
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Frydenburg Promises To Flog Westpac With The Warmest Of Lettuce
Treasurer Josh Frydenburg has told colleagues of his plans to punish rogue bank Westpac by flogging the bank and it’s executives with the warmest lettuce he can find. “Josh is very upset at Westpac right now,” said a Government Insider…. Read More ›
Featured Categories
Politics ›
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Sky News Australia Names George Pell Its Person Of The Decade
13/12/2019
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Bolt Livid That Greta Not Pell Was Named Time Magazine’s Person Of The Year
12/12/2019
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ScoMo Urges Australians To Light A Candle For The Bushfires
11/12/2019
Sport ›
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Prime Minister ScoMo Tells Fire Fighters Relief’s At Hand As The First Test Starts Tomorrow
11/12/2019
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Aus Open To Change Scoring System To Appease Margaret Court Replacing Love With Hate
02/12/2019
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Prime Minister ScoMo Appoints Australian Cricket Team Special Envoys To The Bush Fires
22/11/2019
World ›
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Awkward Moment As Clinton And Prince Andrew Hit Squads Arrive At Same Time To Kill Jeffrey Epstein
21/11/2019
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Trick Or Treaters Warned That Wearing Orange Face Is Culturally Insensitive
31/10/2019
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Trump To Star In The New Roald Dahl Movie James And The Giant Impeachment
25/09/2019
Arts ›
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Sydney’s Bus Timetables An Early Favourite For 2019 Nobel Prize For Literature
31/01/2019
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Chris Lilley’s ‘Honey Badger’ Bachelor Wins Ratings Slot Again
20/08/2018
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National Gallery Replaces Blue Poles With Square Of RSL Club Carpet
23/04/2018
News ›
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Country Folk Finally Feel City’s Pain After Wind Blows Traffic Jam Into The Bush
12/12/2019
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Only Cask Wine From The Goon Region Allowed to Be Called Goon
01/11/2019
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Malcolm Roberts To Swim The Murray Darling In An Effort To Prove The Drought Is A Myth
30/10/2019
Opinion ›
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Column: Gina Rinehart’s Guide To Being A Cook
25/06/2019
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The (un)Australian’s Election Predictions
17/05/2019
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The (un)Australian: Excited And Expanding
01/04/2018
