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World Leader’s 2021 New Year’s Resolutions
Scotty From Marketing: “I want to focus on my family, my friends, and my fitness. Basically anything I can do to keep me away from my actual job.” Albo: ”I want to focus on the important things in life, like… Read More ›
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Berejiklian Tells NSW To Only Leave The House On NYE If You’re Rich
NSW Premier (for now) Gladys Berejiklian has told the state to stay in this New Year’s Eve, unless of course they are either a high earner or have old family money. ”I call on the state to all come together,… Read More ›
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The UnOz’s 2020 Person Of The Year!
The UnOz’s Person of the Year award is one of the most anticipated events of the year, with defamation lawyers everywhere especially keen to see the list. 2020 has definitely been a year to remember, or forget if you have… Read More ›
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Berjiklian Tells Northern Beaches That The Only Reason To Leave The House Is To Gamble
NSW Premier (for now) Gladys Berejiklian has told residents locked down in the State’s Northern Beaches that the only reason for them to leave their house is to gamble at a nearby RSL or Casino. “‘We need to get on… Read More ›
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ScoMo Tells The Arts To Start Putting On Some Fundraising Shows For The Struggling Coal Industry
Australian Prime Minister Scotty from marketing has called on Australia’s arts industry to come together and start organising some fundraising shows for the struggling coal industry, like they did for last summer’s bushfire victims. “We are all in this together,… Read More ›
Featured Categories
Politics ›
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ScoMo Tells Engadine Maccas Cleaners That It Wasn’t That Flash Of A Day For Him Back In 1997 Either
22/01/2021
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ScoMo Tells Everyone To Ease Up On All The Questions As He’s Still Getting Back Into The Swing Of Things After His Holiday
19/01/2021
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ScoMo Spends The Morning Telling Colleagues That He Needs A Holiday From His Holiday
18/01/2021
Sport ›
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Trump Refuses To Concede That He Lost The Masters To Dustin Johnson
16/11/2020
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Please, Gamble Irresponsibly: Aussies reminded of tax revenue ahead of Melbourne Cup
03/11/2020
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The (un)Australian’s Melbourne Cup Sweep
03/11/2020
World ›
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‘Q’ of Qanon Fame Now On His Third Straight Day Of Drinking Gin In His Underpants Whilst Crying
10/11/2020
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Editorial: Kanye West Is The President America Needs Right Now
04/11/2020
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Trick Or Treaters Warned That Wearing Orange Face Is Culturally Insensitive
31/10/2020
Arts ›
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ScoMo Tells The Arts To Start Putting On Some Fundraising Shows For The Struggling Coal Industry
18/12/2020
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Gladys Berejiklian: 10 Iconic Buildings I’d Like To Turn Into A Pokies Den
25/11/2020
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Shire Dad Annoyed That “The Oils” Have Gone All Political
11/08/2020
News ›
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Christensen Demands That The PM Get The Jets To Manila And Bring The Capital’s Ping Pong Team Back To Him
27/11/2020
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Exclusive Extract: George Pell’s Prison Journal
25/11/2020
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George Christensen Demands To Be Appointed Minister For Foreign Affairs
13/11/2020
Opinion ›
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World Leader’s 2021 New Year’s Resolutions
31/12/2020
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The UnOz’s 2020 Person Of The Year!
23/12/2020
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Column: Pete Evans’ Guide To Cooking Up A Conspiracy Theory
21/08/2020