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• NRL Announce Adult Website Porn Hub As New Major Sponsor For The 2019 Season

  By theunozblog on 06/03/2019 • ( 0 )

  

  In a moved tipped to help fund the legal defence of several players, the NRL has today announced that the adult entertainment website Porn Hub have signed on as their new major sponsor for the 2019 season. “It’s great news”,… Read More ›

• Dutton Invites Labor’s Shadow Minister For Home Affairs Over For A Drink Of Polyjuice Potion

  By theunozblog on 05/03/2019 • ( 0 )

  

  Minister for the Dark Arts Peter Dutton has extended an invitation to his Labor counterpart to join him for a round of drinks, in particular, a new cocktail he’s been working on called a Polyjuice Potion. “A lot of people… Read More ›

• Sky News Tells Its Viewers To Get Behind George Pell, All 12 Of Them

  By theunozblog on 04/03/2019 • ( 1 )

  

  Niche news channel Sky News has sent out a rally cry for all of it’s viewers to get behind convicted pedophile George Pell. The network was hopeful of reaching all of it’s viewers, all 12 of them. “It’s times like… Read More ›

• Report: 97% Of Comments On One Nation Facebook Page Riddled With Spelling And Grammatical Errors

  By theunozblog on 27/02/2019 • ( 2 )

  

  Recent research of One Nation social media accounts has found that 97% of comments from their supporters contain either spelling or grammatical errors. The study found that most One Nation supporters don’t know “their shit”, or that they are shit… Read More ›

• Asbestos Victims To Give Julie Bishop A 21 Wheeze Salute

  By theunozblog on 22/02/2019 • ( 1 )

  

  Australia’s Asbestos victims have joined the parade of people paying tribute to former Foreign Minister Julie Bishop by announcing that they plan to deliver a 21 wheeze salute in honour of the former Member for Curtain. “It’s the absolute least… Read More ›

• Government To Appoint Joe Hockey Ambassador To Mars After Learning That America Is Too Close To Stop Him From Stuffing Things Up

  By theunozblog on 21/02/2019 • ( 0 )

  

  Prime Minister Scott Morrison has announced that current Ambassador to America Joe Hockey will be moved to a new role as Ambassador to Mars in the coming weeks. The move is designed to ensure Ambassador Hockey is far, far away… Read More ›

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