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• Liberal Party To Celebrate Mother’s Day With A Giant Sausage Fest

  By theunozblog on 09/05/2019 • ( 0 )

  

  The Liberal party has announced that they will be celebrating Mother’s day this year with a giant sausage fest that will also double as their campaign launch. “It was unfortunate timing that Mother’s day falls on the same day as… Read More ›

• David Attenborough Announces Doco Series About Rats and Ibises After Biodiversity Loss

  By theunaustralianblog on 08/05/2019 • ( 0 )

  

  The BBC Natural History Unit has announced that it will be producing an eight part documentary series on the life of rats and ibises in the wake of the United Nations report on biodiversity that predicts the earth is in… Read More ›

• Bolt Blames His Viewers All 6 Of Them For The Rise Of Bill Shorten

  By theunozblog on 07/05/2019 • ( 0 )

  

  Sky News host and prolific blogger Andrew Bolt has lashed out at his viewers, all 6 of them for the rise in popularity of Labor leader Bill Shorten, “I worry for this country, I really do,” said a laboured Andrew… Read More ›

• Candidate Sacked For Posting Cruel Joke About Cutting Off His Dog’s Nose

  By theunaustralianblog on 06/05/2019 • ( 0 )

  

  A Labor Party candidate has been disendorsed after it was revealed that he had posted a joke that glorified animal cruelty to Facebook back in 2013. “Glenn’s post about mutilating his pet by taking a knife to one of its… Read More ›

• One Nation Celebrates Their Candidates Going One Day Without Doing Something Completely Stupid

  By theunozblog on 03/05/2019 • ( 2 )

  

  Pauline Hanson’s One Nation party has sent out a press release to congratulate their candidates on going one day without doing something completely stupid. “This is a great achievement for this party,” said a Party Insider. “I mean at the… Read More ›

• Liberals Tell Candidates To Hold Up On The Homophobia, Racism And Misogyny Until After The Election

  By theunozblog on 02/05/2019 • ( 0 )

  

  The Liberal party has sent a memo out to all of their candidates calling on them to halt the homophobia, racism and misogyny until after the election. “A couple of our guys and I say guys as you know we… Read More ›

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