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Joyce Implores The NSW Govt To Allow Ministers And Female Staffers To Be Able To Bubble
Australia’s deputy Prime Minister (yes, really) Barnaby Joyce has made a passionate plea to the NSW Government to allow Ministers and their female staffers to be able visit each other in some form of bubble during the State’s extended lockdown…. Read More ›
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ScoMo Urges Melbournians To Dig Deep And Send Cash To NSW
Prime Minister for Sydney (and occasionally the rest of the country) Scott Morrison has urged Melbournians to dig deep and give generously to the people locked down in NSW. In a statement today, he announced that the government is currently… Read More ›
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NRL Asks QLD To Allow The Players To Bring Their Teams Of Lawyers To The Bubble
NRL Chief and professed man of feathers Peter V’Landys has begged the Queensland Government to allow the players to expand the bubble so as to allow their teams of lawyers to travel with them. ”Relocating all the NSW teams to… Read More ›
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Nation Agrees To All Chip In And Buy The PM A One Way ”Holiday” To Hawaii
Australians have united and all agreed to chip in and buy the current PM, Scotty-from-Marketing a one way ”Holiday” to Hawaii, – the feeling being that the country tends to run better when the PM is overseas. “Yeah, I think… Read More ›
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Scotty From Marketing Declares A Public Holiday for POETS Day Starting This Friday
Australia’s Prime Minister Scotty from Marketing has announced to the nation that this Friday is officially POETS Day and to celebrate, it has been declared a public holiday with no one allowed to work – especially journalists. ”I’m a very… Read More ›
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Nation Wonders What Piece Of Crap Bunnings Project PM Has Spent The Last 5 Days On
With NSW plunged into an extra week of lockdown, Australians have been left to wonder what piece of crap Bunnings project the PM has been working on during the last 5 days, during which the nation has heard nothing from… Read More ›
Featured Categories
Politics ›
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Christensen Blasts Channel 7 For Ignoring The Philippines In It’s Olympic Coverage
30/07/2021
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ScoMo’s Creepy Mate Tells Him That The Best Table Tennis Players Aren’t Even At The Olympics
29/07/2021
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Gladys Tells Victorians That They Should Send NSW Their Extra Netflix Login
28/07/2021
Sport ›
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Conservatives Demand Jumping To Conclusions Be Included In The Olympics
22/07/2021
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Cricket Australia Demands That The Government Covers Cricketers IPL Losses
18/05/2021
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PM Hires Nathan Lyon To Work In His Office To Help With The Spin
22/02/2021
World ›
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‘Q’ of Qanon Fame Now On His Third Straight Day Of Drinking Gin In His Underpants Whilst Crying
10/11/2020
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Editorial: Kanye West Is The President America Needs Right Now
04/11/2020
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Trick Or Treaters Warned That Wearing Orange Face Is Culturally Insensitive
31/10/2020
Arts ›
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ScoMo Tells The Arts To Start Putting On Some Fundraising Shows For The Struggling Coal Industry
18/12/2020
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Gladys Berejiklian: 10 Iconic Buildings I’d Like To Turn Into A Pokies Den
25/11/2020
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Shire Dad Annoyed That “The Oils” Have Gone All Political
11/08/2020
News ›
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Australia’s Daggy Dads Demand Scott Morrison Stop Appropriating Their Culture
22/07/2021
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Scotty From Marketing Rumoured To Have Joined Jeff Bezos In Space
21/07/2021
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Channel 7 Rush To Get OJ Simpson Into The Country To Replace Katie Hopkins
19/07/2021
Opinion ›
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ScoMo’s 12 Step Plan To Save Australia
05/07/2021
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Column: Alan Jones’ Guide To Being A Cook
12/04/2021
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Latham Sacked As Cooking Columnist Following Confusion Over Crushed Nuts
09/04/2021
