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• Christmas Crisis: Santa Transferred To Christmas Island For Processing

  By theunozblog on 19/12/2018 • ( 0 )

  

  Days after his detention in Sydney for failing to clear customs, Santa Claus has been transferred to Christmas Island as the government processes his visa application and decides what to do with the iconic figure. The previously decommissioned site has… Read More ›

• “I’m Just A Mere Male” Claims Andrew Broad

  By theunaustralianblog on 18/12/2018 • ( 0 )

  

  Andrew Broad has resigned after a story in New Idea’s “Mere Male” column revealed the member for Mallee had been doing more than charging like a mallee bull. “I was furious at my MM husband and member of parliament for… Read More ›

• Santa Claus Detained By Australian Border Force

  By theunozblog on 17/12/2018 • ( 2 )

  

  Merely days before Christmas, a Mr S Claus allegedly from the North Pole has been detained by Australian Border Force whilst trying to enter the country. It’s believed the patron of Christmas was identified by Customs Agents during immigration, his… Read More ›

• South Australia’s Space Agency Win Promises Faster Ways To Escape Adelaide

  By theunaustralianblog on 13/12/2018 • ( 1 )

  

  South Australians are rejoicing at this week’s announcement that the new Australian Space Agency will be based there, providing much-needed hope of a faster way to escape Adelaide. During the announcement Prime Minister Scott Morrison said he thought South Australians… Read More ›

• 20 Year Old Copies Of National Geographic Supplied For Patients Waiting To Opt Out Of My Health

  By theunaustralianblog on 12/12/2018 • ( 0 )

  

  Millions of Australians still waiting to opt out of the My Health scheme have been supplied with digital copies of 20 year old National Geographics and Gourmet Traveller Magazines to keep them occupied. “I got online about forty minutes ago… Read More ›

• Dutton Denies Being The One Armed Man That Killed The Fugitive’s Wife

  By theunozblog on 11/12/2018 • ( 0 )

  

  Minister for the Dark Arts Peter Dutton has strenuously denied being the one armed man that killed The Fugitive Dr Richard Kimble’s wife in the early 90’s movie. “These claims are baseless, sure I currently do have one arm due… Read More ›

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