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• PM Announces Election Slogan: ”It’s Not A Lie If You Believe It”

  By theunozblog on 10/11/2021 • ( 0 )

  

  Australia’s Prime Minister Scotty from marketing has announced his parties new slogan for the upcoming federal election, with the party going with: ”It’s not a lie if you believe it.” ”I’m not saying that an election will happen any day… Read More ›

• PM’s Creepy Mate Tells Him He Better Not Be Lying To Him About Manilla

  By theunozblog on 09/11/2021 • ( 0 )

  

  Prime Minister Scott Morrison’s creepy mate George Christensen has told the PM that he better not lie to him like he did to the French President about his future posting to Manila as the new ambassador to the Philippines or… Read More ›

• ScoMo Denies Being A Liar Saying “My Pants Aren’t Even On Fire”

  By theunozblog on 08/11/2021 • ( 0 )

  

  Australian PM (#LibSpillPending) Scott Morrison has denied claims that he is a liar, telling those around him that he can’t be a liar as his pants aren’t on fire. ”It’s all well and good for people to throw around slurs… Read More ›

• Sky News Launches Australia’s Next Top Racist In Search For Jones’ Replacement

  By theunozblog on 05/11/2021 • ( 0 )

  

  Niche news network Sky News Australia has launched a new reality show, Australia’s next top racist with the winner to be given Alan Jones’ spot on the network. ”Replacing Alan Jones is no easy task, it’s rare these days to… Read More ›

• News Corp Leads Campaign To Rename The Macaron The ScoMo

  By theunozblog on 04/11/2021 • ( 0 )

  

  Scott Morrison’s team of cheer leaders at News Corp has launched a campaign to rename the fancy biscuit the Macaroon, the ScoMo. ”How dare French President Macron complain about our dear leader ScoMo’s lies,” said a News Corp Spokesperson. ”The… Read More ›

• Labor In Talks With Macron About Replacing Albo

  By theunozblog on 03/11/2021 • ( 0 )

  

  The Australian Labor Party has sent a delegation of faceless men to Glasgow to talk to French President Emmanuel Macron about moving to Australia and replacing Opposition leader Anthony Albanese. ”Albo’s a great bloke don’t get me wrong and an… Read More ›

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