Australian school teachers have let out a collective scream, upon the realisation that the World’s longest term still has a week and a half to go. ”Oh, dear God please end this term,” cried Launceston Primary school teacher Mary Chalk…. Read More ›
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Mulch Dropped On NSW State Forests To Prevent Bushfires
In a bid to fireproof the state for the remainder of summer Chris Minns has spread half a billion tonnes of mulch over the state’s bushland. “We’ve been sending out Elvis the water sucking helicopter to hoover up all that… Read More ›
Melbourne Voted Most Wankable City
The capital of Victoria, Melbourne a city once described by comedian Jerry Seinfeld as “the Anus of the World”, has today been voted the World’s most wankable city in a poll conducted by the popular blog TeaWithCatsAndKale.com. It defeated last… Read More ›
Perrotet To Compensate All Gambling Premises Affected By Train Disruption
NSW Premier (for now) Dominic Perrotet has apologised to all gambling venues in NSW that were affected by yesterday’s train disruption and promised them all compensation for any losses. ”To all the pokies operators, keno runners, TAB’s and cock ring… Read More ›
Perrottet Tells The State To Turn Christmas Into A Covid Party
NSW Premier Dominic Perrottet has encouraged the people of NSW to turn their Christmas celebrations into a Covid party, in an effort to get the whole State used to living with the disease. ”Covid’s here and we need to start… Read More ›
Berejiklian Government To Establish A Pokies Bubble
NSW Premier (for now) Gladys Berejiklian and her Government are looking to establish a pokies bubble to allow gamblers, preferably problem gamblers, access to their favourite pokies machine. ”Everyday this lockdown goes on the State is losing so much, sweet,… Read More ›