The Big Bad Wolf has strongly advised the Three Little Pigs to invest in an off the plan apartment in a new Sydney development built entirely out of straw. “The plans for the block have been passed by the same… Read More ›
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Despite Light Rain, Idiot Sydney Man Rocks Up To Train Station On Time This Morning
An idiot man who resides in Sydney stupidly rocked up to a Sydney train station expecting to catch his usual train, despite some rain falling overnight, inevitably causing a transportation system more fragile than Mark Latham’s ego to melt down… Read More ›
NSW Government To Launch An All Ages Pokies Festival
The NSW Premier Gladys Berejiklian has announced that her Government will be putting on an all ages pokies festival, that will tour around the State. They hope that it will lead children away from dangerous music festivals and into the… Read More ›
Old Man On Bus Shocked To Learn That His Ticket Doesn’t Cover A Seat For His Bag
Barry Johnson of Annandale was shocked to learn on a recent bus trip to the city that the ticket he purchased only entitled him to a seat and not his bag and umbrella to a seat as well. “You could’ve… Read More ›
NSW Government To Demolish Luna Park To Build World’s Largest Pokies Machine
The NSW Government has announced today that Luna Park situated on the harbour at Milsons point will be bulldozed and replaced with the World’s largest Pokies machine. “We’ve listened to the people of Sydney and realised that this city doesn’t… Read More ›
Planners Decide On “Siberian Mining City” Look For Sydney
Planning NSW and Australia’s biggest property developers have announced their new plan for Sydney, with a motif based upon the thriving mining metropolises of the Siberian tundra. “The look we’re going for is one we call Novosibirsk with ibises,” said… Read More ›
