Perrottet Tells The State To Turn Christmas Into A Covid Party

NSW Premier Dominic Perrottet has encouraged the people of NSW to turn their Christmas celebrations into a Covid party, in an effort to get the whole State used to living with the disease.

”Covid’s here and we need to start treating it like measles, so we can build up an immunity to it in the community,” said the Premier. ”So, get Nanna out of the nursing home and invite your elderly neighbours around for Christmas lunch.”

”Let’s get the great State of NSW moving again, do you know how much we’ll save in the budget on elderly care?”

When asked what health advice he was basing his decisions on, the Premier said: ”We have listened to the health people but we have also listened to the Economists as well.”

”No use having a bunch of healthy people about if there’s no pokies machines for them to gamble on, eh.”

”Now, if you’ll excuse me I need to go and cough on a few school children.”

Mark Williamson


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