With the NSW Election a day away we went around our writing room to see what our writers predict will happen on election night. Carlo Sands: Writer Winner: A corrupt party in the pockets of developers, mining companies and the… Read More ›
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Berejiklian Tells The Youth Of NSW To Vote For Her And She’ll Extend Curfew By 5 Whole Minutes
NSW Premier (till at least Saturday) Gladys Berejiklian has told the youth of NSW to vote for her Government and she will for one night only extend curfew for a whole five minutes. “Hey Kids, what’s the hippy happs, it’s… Read More ›
Greens Call For A Ban On The Election Day Sausage Sizzle
The Australian Greens have today called for the immediate banning of the traditional Election day sausage sizzle, saying that it is highly insensitive to vegetarians and the phallic nature of the sausage is intimidatory towards female voters. A spokesperson for… Read More ›
Taxi Industry Tells Latham To Consider Taking An UBER On Election Night
The NSW Taxi Driver’s Association has recommended that One Nation (for now) candidate Mark Latham consider taking an UBER on Election night. “Look we know election night is a big night for some and we discourage everyone from drinking and… Read More ›
Berejiklian Tells Schools To Consider Privatising Their Election Day Sausage Sizzles And Cake Stalls
NSW Premier Gladys Berejiklian has called upon the state’s schools to maximise their earning potential this election day by privatising their planned sausage sizzles and cake stall fundraisers. “Schools need to start earning their keep,” said the current NSW Premier…. Read More ›
Despite Light Rain, Idiot Sydney Man Rocks Up To Train Station On Time This Morning
An idiot man who resides in Sydney stupidly rocked up to a Sydney train station expecting to catch his usual train, despite some rain falling overnight, inevitably causing a transportation system more fragile than Mark Latham’s ego to melt down… Read More ›
