NSW Premier (as of writing) Dominic Perrotet has told NSW workers to stop working from home and instead head to their local RSL or Club and work there. ”In an ideal World we would have all workers back in the… Read More ›
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Perrotet To Compensate All Gambling Premises Affected By Train Disruption
NSW Premier (for now) Dominic Perrotet has apologised to all gambling venues in NSW that were affected by yesterday’s train disruption and promised them all compensation for any losses. ”To all the pokies operators, keno runners, TAB’s and cock ring… Read More ›
PM Tells Gladys That She’s Not His Friend Anymore
Australian Prime Minister (for now) little Scotty Morrison has popped his head up from his tree fort to declare that Gladys Berejiklian is not his friend anymore. ”Gladys Bere-what’s her-name is not my friend and she can just go away,”… Read More ›
Perrottet Tells The State To Turn Christmas Into A Covid Party
NSW Premier Dominic Perrottet has encouraged the people of NSW to turn their Christmas celebrations into a Covid party, in an effort to get the whole State used to living with the disease. ”Covid’s here and we need to start… Read More ›
Greens Call For A Ban On The Election Day Sausage Sizzle
The Australian Greens have today called for the immediate banning of the traditional Election day sausage sizzle, declaring that it is highly insensitive to vegetarians and the phallic nature of the sausage is intimidatory towards female voters. “For too long… Read More ›
ScoMo Encourages His Dodgy Mate To Get On The Federal Gravy Train
Australian Prime Minister Scotty who was fired from marketing has encouraged his dodgy mate Gladys Berejiklian to join him in Canberra and get on board the Federal gravy train. ”The people of NSW would love to have Gladys Berejiklian or… Read More ›
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