Prime Minister for Sydney Scott Morrison has today taken NSW Premier Gladys Berejiklian’s lunch money and ordered her to apologise to the Nation for alleging that he was a bully. ”In the heat of the moment we sometimes say things… Read More ›
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Berejiklian Government To Establish A Pokies Bubble
NSW Premier (for now) Gladys Berejiklian and her Government are looking to establish a pokies bubble to allow gamblers, preferably problem gamblers, access to their favourite pokies machine. ”Everyday this lockdown goes on the State is losing so much, sweet,… Read More ›
Locked Down Sydney Residents Still Unaware Of Existence Of Something Called “Instant Coffee”
Millions of Sydney residents braved lockdown restrictions yesterday to lumber down to their favourite café to pick up a cup of coffee, still blissfully unaware that something called “instant coffee” was invented decades ago. “I’ve had to mill around in… Read More ›
Sydney Lockdown Forces The PM To Recast Jen And The Girls
With the Prime Minister in Canberra and his wife and kids locked down indefinitely in NSW, the Government has been forced to look at recasting Jen and the Girls before the election campaign begins. ”The PM loves his wife and… Read More ›
Barnaby Begs Gladys To Allow Armidale A Swingers Bubble
Deputy Prime Minister and aspiring Minister for Home Affairs Barnaby Joyce has begged the NSW Premier to urgently allow for a swingers bubble to be a part of the Armidale lockdown of which Mr Joyce is currently enduring. ”Gladys needs… Read More ›
Village People Covers Band Devastated By Lockdown Of Construction Workers
NSW-based Village People covers band The Macho Men have been devastated this week, after the NSW Government implemented a ban on all construction workers. ”Mate, this is just devastating,” said the group’s Policeman. ”Already we have lost so much work… Read More ›
