NSW Premier Gladys Berejiklian has ordered the State’s residents to set aside a week’s salary and go down to their local pokies den and put it through the machines. ”Our RSL’s and clubs have been hit hard by the covid… Read More ›
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Failed State Transport Minister Hopes To Become Failed Federal Transport Minister
Failed NSW Transport Minister Andrew Constance has thrown his hat in to the ring to run for the soon to be vacated seat of Eden-Monaro at the upcoming by-election. ”I feel I am the best person for the job. I… Read More ›
Dutton Finds Million Dollar Property Down The Back Of The Couch
Minister for the dark arts Peter Dutton has spoken of his surprise after finding a million dollar Townsville property down the back of the couch. Promising that he will list the property on the parliamentary register next time that… Read More ›
NSW Residents Ordered To Install Pokies In Their Homes Before Receiving Guests
Following the announcement earlier this week that residents in New South Wales will be allowed to have two guests in their homes from Friday. The Government has sought to clarify, that in order for that to occur they will need… Read More ›
Gladys Relaxes Visitor Limits After Her Lawn Gets A Little Long
NSW State Premier, Gladys Berejiklian has moved to relax the visitor limits after the front and back lawns of her North Shore home have become overgrown and unkempt. “I’m sure all of NSW are suffering from an overgrown yard. These… Read More ›
NSW Orders All Citizens To Self-Isolate At Their Local RSL And To bring Cash
NSW Premier Gladys Berejiklian has ordered all citizens to self-isolate at their local RSL club and to bring along cash to spend on the pokies whilst they are there. “We have to do everything we can to stop the novel… Read More ›
