Australian Prime Minister Scotty who was fired from marketing has been told by his wife Jen to maybe not share his Facebook memories post of their trip to Hawaii that happened on this day two years ago.
”Jen has a way of talking to me that really cuts through,” said the PM. ”She said ScoMo, that’s her little nickname for me that I insist she calls me.”
”Imagine the people of Australia were our children and our trip to Hawaii happened during horrific bushfires, do you think they want to see that, wise words.”
When asked how he planned to spend his upcoming Christmas holidays, the PM said: ”I reject the premise of your question, sorry old habit.”
”I will be spending this Christmas season with my loved ones. My photographers, stylists, advisors and of course how can I forget them, my focus groups.”
”Now, if you’ll excuse me, I have to meet my team and do a dry run through of our Christmas day photo shoot.”
Mark Williamson
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