Former Prime Minister and newly awarded companion of the order of Australia (AC) Tony Abbott has called upon the Government to bring back knights and dames to Australian society. ”Judging by the chatter that I’m hearing not only in the… Read More ›
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ScoMo Gets A Laugh In The Party Room By Asking Cormann To Do Some Basic Maths
Prime Minister Scott Morrison has lifted spirits in the Coalition party room by pulling out his favourite party trick of asking the Finance Minister Matthias Cormann to do some basic maths. ”Scotty really knows how to keep spirits high,” said… Read More ›
Scotty From Marketing Promises Every School In Australia A Statue Of Captain Cook
Prime Minister Scotty from marketing has promised to use the leftover $60 billion dollars from the Job Keeper program to invest in schools, with plans to build a statue of Captain Cook in every school in Australia. “How good is… Read More ›
Christensen Calls For A Ban On Chinese Born Sex Workers
The Government’s member for Manila George Christensen has called for a ban on Chinese born sex workers working in Australia in response to the current diplomatic spat between the two countries. ”If China is going to go after our meat… Read More ›
Failed State Transport Minister Hopes To Become Failed Federal Transport Minister
Failed NSW Transport Minister Andrew Constance has thrown his hat in to the ring to run for the soon to be vacated seat of Eden-Monaro at the upcoming by-election. ”I feel I am the best person for the job. I… Read More ›
Joyce Tells All Aussie Patriots To Wrap Their Phones In Foil To Stop The Government From Spying
Former deputy Prime Minister Barnaby Joyce has called on all Australians to take action against the Government, which he is a part of, by wrapping up their mobile phone in foil. ”I’m sick and tired of this Government being in… Read More ›
