Prime Minister and aspiring DJ Anthony Albanese has sent the Coalition a thank you note after receiving their Christmas gift of a dud Opposition leader that goes by the name of Peter Dutton. ‘’I didn’t expect much from them to… Read More ›
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Dutton Reminds Those Considering A #LibSpill That He Knows Where They Live
Australian Opposition leader the Dark Lord Peter Dutton has reminded his colleagues whom might be considering a #LibSpill that he knows where they live and is willing to do whatever it takes to hold onto power. ”Let’s be honest, Peter’s… Read More ›
Credlin Demands People Voting For Dan Andrews To Be Shot
Sky News Australia host Peta Credlin has called for the police to be allowed to shoot anyone who plans to vote for Victorian Premier Dan Andrews at the upcoming election on sight. ”How dare the people of Victoria not listen… Read More ›
Peter Dutton Halloween Costume This Year’s Top Seller
Costume shops all around the country have reported a surge in demand for interim Opposition Leader Peter Dutton themed costumes ahead of this year’s Halloween. “Mate they are flying off the shelf and to be honest I’m glad, as they… Read More ›
Coalition To Consider Replacing Dutton With A Potato After Woeful Budget Reply Speech
The Opposition today are holding emergency meetings with a view to rolling their leader, the Dark Lord Peter Dutton and replacing him with an actual potato after Mr Dutton’s woeful budget reply speech. ”It was a long shot to be… Read More ›
”Miss Me Yet?” ScoMo Asks Australia
Former Minister for health/innovation/finance/industry and occasional part time PM Scott Morrison has used Budget night to ask the country if they miss him yet. ”It’s been awhile since the election and I thought maybe the people of Australia might be… Read More ›
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