The Queensland Government has this week announced that they will be launching a new tourist attraction the Grand Canyon 2.0 which will be located in the Galilee basin. “What an exciting time to be a Queenslander,” said Premier Anastacia Palaszcuk…. Read More ›
The Australian Government has announced plans to issue all Australian School students with a commemorative lump of coal to celebrate the Morrison Government’s re-election. “We are so blessed in this country to have resources a plenty so why not give… Read More ›
NSW Premier Gladys Berejiklian has issued a grovelling apology to radio shock jock Alan Jones after she failed to ask him how high when he demanded she jump for him. “Alan Jones is a great citizen and a font of… Read More ›
Minister for the Dark Arts Peter Dutton has demanded that the national broadcaster the ABC rework their popular show, Q&A to remove the Q portion of the show and simply have it be all about the A. “I think for too long… Read More ›
Former Special Envoy for the Man Drought Barnaby Joyce has called upon the Australian Federal Police to raid a few offices and wrangle him up a couple of good sorts who would be able to ‘work’ under him. “Since Vicki… Read More ›
The MInister for the Dark Arts, Peter Dutton has announced that he is looking at solving the youth unemployment problem with the launch of his new initiative, the Dutton youth. Speaking to The (un)Australian the Dark Lord explained the thinking behind… Read More ›
