The Australian public has indicated that it would be happy to foot the bill to enable Mathias Cormann to take a relaxing vacation in any of the nation’s luxury prison resorts. The Finance Minister and author of The Lonely Planet… Read More ›
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Cormann Shocked To Learn That The Pizza Hut CEO Doesn’t Personally Deliver Everybody’s Pizzas
Minister for Numbers Matthias Cormann has revealed his shock at learning that not all Pizza Hut customers receive their pizzas personally delivered to them on a silver platter by the company’s CEO. “When I found out the information I was… Read More ›
PM Calls On TV Networks To Create An Aussie SNL So He Too Can Be Outraged
Prime Minister Scott Morrison has called on Australian TV networks to create a local version of the long running American sketch comedy show Saturday Night Live (SNL) so that he and his Government can be outraged by it. “I want… Read More ›
Pauline Hanson Denies She F**Ked Her Entire Party
Founder of Pauline Hanson’s One Nation party Pauline Hanson has strongly condemned the idea that she has personally f**ked her entire party, following the continual turn over of elected One Nation candidates. “How dare you or anyone accuse me of… Read More ›
Morrison Regrets Listening To Cormann Over The Numbers For The Medevac Bill
Interim Prime Minister Scott Morrison has told colleagues of his frustrations with Senate leader Matthias Cormann after the Senator assured the PM that he was confident the Coalition had the numbers to defeat the Medevac bill in the house of… Read More ›
Prime Minister ScoMo Bans Cabinet From Breaking Wind Just In Case They Lose Confidence
The Prime Minister has held an emergency cabinet meeting to implore his colleagues to not risk breaking wind in the house of representatives lest they run the risk of losing confidence. “Look things are tight in parliament right now and… Read More ›
