Former Special Envoy for the drought Barnaby Joyce has called upon the Government to increase funding to families namely his in the coming term of parliament. “I know how hard it is to raise a family on a single income,… Read More ›
Scott Morrison
ScoMo Says That With Abbott Gone No One In His Party Will Go Nuclear
Prime Minister ScoMo has assured the public that with Tony Abbott now out of parliament no one in his party has any plans to go nuclear. “Look I know there’s been a bit of talk about going nuclear but I… Read More ›
Man Who Walked Out On The Apology To The Stolen Generation Unsurprisingly Against Aboriginal Recognition In The Constitution
The Minister for the Dark Arts Peter Dutton best known for that time that he walked out of the house of representatives prior to the apology to the stolen generation has unsurprisingly came out against Aboriginal recognition in the constitution…. Read More ›
Government Tells The Homeless To Cheer Up As It’s Not Like They Have To Worry About Housework
The man who promises to put the Ass back into Assisting Minister for the Homeless Luke Howarth has called upon the Nation’s Homeless to cheer up as it’s not like they have to worry about doing their housework. “There is… Read More ›
Barnaby Joyce Calls For More Women……In Parliament
Former Special Envoy for the Man Drought Barnaby Joyce has called for more women to enter into parliament. Declaring that there was a real shortage of ‘top line’ talent wandering the halls of parliament house. “As the Father of four… Read More ›
ScoMo Raises Newstart Allowance To Include A Free Copy Of The Prosperity Gospel
Interim Prime Minister Scott “ScoMo” Morrison has told colleagues that he plans to increase the current Newstart allowance to include a free copy of the prosperity gospel to all recipients. “It would be easy for my Government to give more… Read More ›
