The Liberal party has announced that they plan to launch their new product the ‘Scotty 2.0’ at the National Press Club this week. With hopes that the Scotty 2.0 can, if not win them the next election at least stave… Read More ›
Scott Morrison
Joyce Tipped To Replace McKenzie In ScoMo’s Ministry As Minister For Affairs
Former Nationals Leader Barnaby Joyce has been tipped to replace his colleague Bridget McKenzie in Prime Minister Scott Morrison’s cabinet, as the Government’s Minister for Affairs. “Barnaby has spent his time in the wilderness and touch wood he hasn’t impregnated… Read More ›
ScoMo Convenes A Focus Group To Workshop A New Nickname
Prime Minister ScoMo has put together a focus group to workshop a new nickname after rejecting Scotty From Marketing. A nickname bestowed upon him by the satirical publication The Betoota Advocate. “The Prime Minister is definitely a man of the… Read More ›
Morrison Banking On Rising Sea Levels To Put The Bushfires Out
Australia’s Prime Minister (for now) Scott Morrison has told colleagues to not worry too much about the bushfires as they will soon be extinguished by rising sea levels caused by climate change. “Yeah Scotty’s not too phased by the bushfires… Read More ›
ScoMo Pledges To Book Next Hawaiian Vacation At Regional Flight Centre
Prime Minister Scott Morrison has declared that going forward he will book all his future Hawaiian vacations at regional Flight Centres around Australia. ”I understand that regional Australia is hurting due to drought and bushfires,” said the Prime Minister. “So… Read More ›
“Come See The Dinosaurs” Says New Tourism Ad Fronted By Craig Kelly
Tourism Australia has launched a new world wide campaign that encourages people to visit Australia and see the dinosaurs. With Government Minister and prominent climate change denier Craig Kelly chosen to be the face of the campaign. “With the bushfires… Read More ›
