Australian Prime Minister Scotty from marketing has ordered the Navy to start taking flood precaution by building an ark, capable of holding two of every animal. “The bushfires this year caught my Government on the hop and I promise you… Read More ›
Bushfires
ScoMo Worries Rain In Sydney Could Lead To Floods And Books A Hawaiian Vacation Just In Case
Prime Minister ScoMo has told his advisers that he worries that the rains in Sydney could lead to flooding and has drawn up the contingency plan to fly his family and himself to Hawaii should the floodwaters reach the front… Read More ›
‘Experience The Future Now’: Desperate Tourism Australia Tries New Slogan
Since Tourism Australia had to pull its ad claiming this place is heaps better than the UK, seeing as “everything’s on fire” is something the UK has so far only managed metaphorically, our tourism chiefs have been scratching their heads… Read More ›
Bridget McKenzie Appointed Special Envoy For Driving Tourism To Marginally Held Electorates
Scotty from Marketing aka Prime Minister ScoMo has today announced that he has appointed beleaguered National’s Minister Bridget McKenzie as a Special Envoy for Tourism. Special Envoy McKenzie will be charged with leading a push to drive tourists both local… Read More ›
Good News As Millions Of Spiders And Other Dickhead Animals Die In Bushfires
A positive has emerged from Australia’s summer of bushfires as scientists report that countless spiders, ticks, ants and other dickhead animals have perished in the flames. “Those little eight legged bastards can scuttle as fast as they want but they… Read More ›
George Christensen Organises Fundraiser For Filipino Victims Of The Australian Bushfires
The Morrison Government’s Minister for Manila George Christensen has been kept busy trying to organise a fundraiser for Filipino victims of the Australian bushfires. “The bushfires in Australia are taking an horrific toll not just here but abroad,” said the… Read More ›
