PM Orders His Photoshop Team To Put Albo Next To Jen In His Hawaiian Pics

Australian Prime Minister Scotty who was fired from marketing has put out the call out to his photoshop team to get to work on adding Albo to his families Hawaiian pics, preferably putting the Opposition leader next to the PM’s wife Jen.

”Anthony, err, Albo likes to throw mud about Hawaii, but he knows himself that he was there,” said the PM. ”As soon as I get my pics back from the boys in photoshop I will prove it to the World.”

”Also, I think you’ll find in the pics I was sporting an impressive six pack.”

When asked why his default setting seemed to be to lie about everything, the Prime Minister said: ”I reject the premise of your question.”

”Australia has never had a more honest and dare I say it attractive Prime Minister.”

”Why if I was any more truthful I’d be heading to a cherry orchard to chop down a few cherry trees.”

”Now, if you’ll excuse me, I need to go and change my pants as these are a little hot. It almost feels like they’re on fire.”

Mark Williamson

@MWChatShow

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