Former deputy PM Barnaby Joyce has issued a warning to those affected by flooding to steer clear of the water and under no circumstances try to sell off the rights as it belongs to the National party. ”To those currently… Read More ›
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Press Pack Condemn Albo For Not Knowing Alan Tudge’s Whereabouts
Australia’s Press pack has today moved to condemn Labor leader Anthony Albanese after he was unable to tell them the whereabouts of the Morrison/Joyce/Murdoch Government’s alleged Education Minister Alan Tudge. ”This is an appalling gaffe from Albo and will probably… Read More ›
Press Pack Turns On Albo After He Serves Only Domestic Wine At Media Mixer
The Canberra press pack has turned on Opposition leader Anthony Albanese after they were served only domestic wines at the Labor pre-election party mixer. ”This will definitely cost Labor the election,” said a member of the press pack, off the… Read More ›
Sky News Tells Its Viewers (All 6 Of Them) To Get Out And Support ScoMo
Niche news network Sky News Australia has launched a call-to-arms to their viewers, all 6 of them, to get out and support the Prime Minister Scotty-who-was-fired-from-Marketing. ”Sure, the polls aren’t looking great at the moment for our dear leader,” said… Read More ›
ScoMo Shocked To Learn That Australian’s Aren’t Big Fans Of Lying
Australia’s Prime Minister Scotty who was fired from marketing was shocked when he was told by one of his team of pollsters that the Australian public where not big fans of lying or liars. ”Yeah, the PM was a bit… Read More ›
PM Orders His Photoshop Team To Put Albo Next To Jen In His Hawaiian Pics
Australian Prime Minister Scotty who was fired from marketing has put out the call out to his photoshop team to get to work on adding Albo to his families Hawaiian pics, preferably putting the Opposition leader next to the PM’s… Read More ›
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