Alleged Member of Parliament Christian Porter has updated the Parliamentary Register of Interests to declare that the costs of his recent defamation case against the ABC ”fell off the back of a truck.” ”What can I say? I was walking… Read More ›
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ScoMo Tells Those Wishing To Get Vaccinated To Learn To Throw A Javelin
Australian Prime Minister Scotty from Hillsong has told all Australians that wish to be vaccinated to learn to throw a javelin and try and qualify for the Olympics in order to get a jab. ”Look, it’s simple – if you… Read More ›
ScoMo Secures 20 Million Gideon’s Bibles To Supplement Slow Vaccine Rollout
Australian Prime Minister Scotty from Hillsong has moved to reassure the nation that he has managed to secure a steady supply of Gideon’s bibles to keep the population occupied until the vaccine arrives. ”Rest assured Australia, your old mate ScoMo… Read More ›
Colleagues Chip In To Buy Christensen A Gold Ping Pong Ball For His Retirement
The member for Manila George Christensen’s colleagues have done a whip around and purchased the retiring MP a golden ping pong ball to commemorate his time in parliament. ”What an amazing gift, I tell you this is going straight to… Read More ›
Milkshakes, Tacos And Where The Bloody Hell Are You? Colleagues Begin To Doubt That Scotty Is From Marketing
The failure of the Government’s most recent campaign around the issue of consent which was centered around tacos, milkshakes and sharks combined with his previous failures as head of Tourism Australia has the PM’s colleagues beginning to doubt that he… Read More ›
Barnaby Ecstatic To Learn That Parliament House Now Has Taco Tuesday With Free Milkshakes
Aspiring Minister for Home Affairs Barnaby Joyce has told colleagues how excited he was to learn that Parliament house is now doing Taco Tuesdays with a free milkshake. ”Let me tell you there is no bigger fan of the old… Read More ›
