The Canberra press pack has worked themselves into a lather today after Prime Minister Anthony Albanese was unable to say how much a gram of coke was on the FM radio show Wazza and the Spanker.

”It just goes to show how out of touch the PM has gotten since he left Marrickville for the Lodge,” said a Canberra Journo. ”I mean how does he not know the price of coke.”

”He’s a politician for Christs sake.”

When reached for comment on the PM’s radio blunder Opposition leader Peter Dutton was apocalyptic with rage, saying: ”Anthony Albanese is dreadfully out of touch.”

”I mean come on, it’s cocaine, hasn’t the man been to the Parliament house prayer room lately?”

”I’m sorry, but call the Governor General as this shocking Labor Government has got to go.”

”Now, if you’ll excuse me, I have to hear how a couple of my colleagues went at the CPAC conference on the weekend. Apparently there was this comedian there telling the type of jokes I like.”

Mark Williamson

@MWChatShow

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