The Nation’s drug dealers have called upon the federal Government to put together a bailout package for the industry, following the news that Australian fashion week had been cancelled due to the Covid-19 pandemic. “Mate this is an absolute disaster,”… Read More ›
In a stunning rebuke to the idea that the Coalition’s proposal of drug testing welfare recipients might reduce use of drugs, a Sydney cocaine dealer The (un)Australian just happened to run into on Saturday night was actually not that worried… Read More ›
Local Cocaine dealers are up in arms after a number of their usual clients have turned their backs on them in favour of joining a cross fit gym. “Ah look mate it’s just not right you know,” said a dealer… Read More ›
Australia’s coke dealers have called on which ever party wins Saturday’s election to put together a bail out package for the struggling industry following the implementation of the election advertising blackout. “Mate last week everything was gravy, old mate Palmer… Read More ›
Shock jock Ray Hadley has launched a blistering attack on the organisers of the Australian Father of the year award after he was left off the short list of finalists. “Can you believe the hide on these people, how dare… Read More ›
Up to 5000 jobs may be lost in the Victorian cocaine industry in the wake of the state government’s decision to no longer fund the annual TV Week Logie Awards. “Daniel Andrews obviously has no idea how important the cocaine… Read More ›
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