An embarrassed Aussie teen is desperately trying to save his reputation as a cool guy after being humiliatingly cleared of drug possession during a schoolies week trip to Bali. “That was so a massive bag of evil drugs that I… Read More ›
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NRL Praises Cronulla’s Improvement In Quality Of Off -Field Scandals
The NRL has issued a statement commending the 2016 Premiership winning Cronulla Sharks for lifting not only on-field but off-field in the aftermath of Cronulla player Ben Barba’s sacking for cocaine use. A spokesperson for the NRL told The (un)Australian about Cronulla: “What a… Read More ›
Gold Coast Titans To Be Rebranded ‘The Cocaine Cowboys’
The NRL has today announced that the scandal ridden Gold Coast Titans will be rebranded ‘The Cocaine Cowboys’ the new name will also incorporate a lucrative sponsorship deal with a rising Mexican drug cartel the Headless Chickens. A spokesperson for… Read More ›
The (un)Australian 