Former Minister for everything and occasional PM Scott Morrison has asked his staff to find out who he is to invoice for his speaking gig at yesterday’s Royal Commission into the contentious Robodebt program.
”Was good to get a gig on home soil for once,” said the former PM. ”Though I don’t mind travelling overseas, how good is the Qantas club and duty free?”
”Seriously though, if you need an after dinner speaker I am available.”
When asked why he was constantly hustling for gigs whilst still employed as a member of Parliament, the part-time member for Cook said: ”I reject the premise of your question.”
”I am a man of many talents you know. Why I held 5 ministries in secret as well as being PM and finding time to take my family on holiday to Hawaii.”
”Now, if you’ll excuse me, I believe I’m needed in Parliament today so I need to check to see what my per diem will be.”
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