Australian Prime Minister Scotty from marketing has called US President Donald Trump to offer the country assistance like a holiday to Port Douglas to help fight the raging California bushfires. ”I know myself that last summer whilst Australia burned my… Read More ›
One Nation’s leading scientific mind (sic) Malcolm Roberts has been injured after standing too close to his microwave whilst wearing his patented tin foil hat as he tried to zoom in to join parliament remotely. ”I would like to take… Read More ›
With Parliament set to resume this week under Covid restrictions that include MP’s and staffers required to wear masks, the Member for Kennedy Bob Katter has spent the weekend hunting for just the right mask. ”It took awhile to find… Read More ›
Australia’s part-time Prime Minister Scott Morrison has announced that, in solidarity with the nation’s tradies, parliament will no longer sit on days with inclement weather. ”We’re all in this together, so I have made the decision that if it’s a… Read More ›
Prime Minister Scott Morrison has reacted with befuddlement when asked if parliament could be run via Zoom. After spending two weekends watching footy and sinking beers, Morrison announced that they would suspend Parliament due to the threat of coronavirus. Whilst… Read More ›
Prime Minister Scotty from marketing has pledged that his Government will invest millions in building mangers on all major highways in Australia to ensure that all women have the opportunity to give birth in the same manner as Mary did… Read More ›
