Australia’s former Minister for Health/Innovation/Industry/Finance and part-time Prime Minister, Scott Morrison has told colleagues that he will be leaving Parliament to join the YouTube group The Try Guys. ”What a great opportunity it will be for Jen and the girls… Read More ›
The ABC will tonight air a deep dive into Australian Opposition leader, the Dark Lord Peter Dutton on their flagship A Current Affairs program, 4 Corners. ”Tonight we are hoping to find out what’s really behind the man, who’s allegedly… Read More ›
Former minister for health/Industry/finance and part-time Prime Minister Scott Morrison has spoken of his sadness that he was unable to get to London to take a selfie with the Queen’s coffin. ”Scott was very sad that he was no longer… Read More ›
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Australian Prime Minister DJ Albo has challenged Opposition leader the Dark Lord Peter Dutton to forego debates and instead battle it out on the decks with a DJ off. ”Boofhead and I will debate plenty in parliament over the next… Read More ›
Opposition leader the Dark Lord Peter Dutton has celebrated surviving the first week of Parliament with all his horcruxes intact. ”The Dark Lord has survived a bruising first week,” said a Spokes Death Eater for the Dark Lord. ”Harry Albanese… Read More ›
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