Prime Minister Scotty from marketing has asked the people of Australia to avoid going into McDonald’s and instead use the drive thru, in an effort to help stop the spread of Corona. “We need to get on the front foot… Read More ›
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Dutton Plans To Jail All Lefties In An Attempt To Control The Right Wing Crazies
Minister for the Dark Arts Peter Dutton has announced a plan to jail all Australian lefties in an attempt to protect the country from right-wing extremists. The move comes after a briefing from ASIO warning of the danger of right-wing… Read More ›
Roberts Demands Royal Commission Into Whether Or Not The Fridge Light Stays On When The Door Is Closed
One Nation’s leading mind (sic) Malcolm Roberts has today demanded the Government immediately hold a Royal Commission into whether or not the fridge light stays on when the door is closed. “It’s time this Government focused on issues that matter… Read More ›
Joyce Demands ScoMo Overturn The Bonk Ban Or He’ll Piss On The Floor Of Parliament
Former deputy Prime Minister and self-confessed ‘families man’ Barnaby Joyce has demanded the Prime Minister overturn the so-called bonk Ban, a policy which forbides parliamentary liaisons between politicians and their staffers otherwise he will piss on the floor of parliament…. Read More ›
Christensen Furious That The Manila Table Tennis Club Got No Funding From Bridget McKenzie
The Coalition’s Minister for Manila George Christensen has launched a furious attack on his Coalition colleague Bridget McKenzie after she failed to allocate any funding to the Manila Table Tennis Club of which he is a patron in the last… Read More ›
Lambie Refuses To Say How Many Magic Beans The Government Gave Her To Repeal The Medevac Legislation
Independent (sic) Senator Jacqui Lambie has refused to disclose how many magic beans the Government gave her in exchange for her voting to repeal the Medevac legislation in the Senate. “Look, I will not disclose any detail about my negotiations… Read More ›
