The Prime Minister has held an emergency cabinet meeting to implore his colleagues to not risk breaking wind in the house of representatives lest they run the risk of losing confidence. “Look things are tight in parliament right now and… Read More ›
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Morrison Cries To Mum About Having To Return To School
Interim Prime Minister little Scotty Morrison has refused to get out of bed and get ready for his first day back at school. Complaining to his Mum that: “It’s not fair, I don’t wanna go and that mean and nasty… Read More ›
Shorten Proudly Tells Friends He Only Let the Government Get To Second Base On Recent Date
Labor leader Bill Shorten has returned from a date with the Government and proudly boasted to colleagues that he only let them get to second base as he cut them off before they got to third. “Bill was very happy… Read More ›
Government Concedes That Something Needs To Be Done About Banks
The Morrison Government has finally conceded that strong action needs to be taken against the Banks. Following the member for Chisholm, Julia Banks’ defection from the Liberal party. “We’ve cut Banks a lot of slack,” said former Prime Minister Tony… Read More ›
Release Herpes Into Parliament Now, Joyce Urges
Special envoy for the drought Barnaby Joyce is pushing for the immediate release of a deadly herpes virus into parliament despite scientific warnings against it. “Look Parliament house is plagued and the only way you get rid of a plague… Read More ›
Latham And Hanson Sitting In A Tree H-A-T-I-N-G
Rumours have been swirling around the parliamentary schoolyard that One Nation leader Pauline Hanson and former Labor leader Mark Latham have been spotted sitting in a tree H-A-T-I-N-G. “I don’t like to tattle but I did spot Pauline with that… Read More ›
