Following news over the weekend that Prime Minister ScoMo had banned a member of his Government Craig Kelly from appearing on the ABC’s Q&A program comes news that the reason for the banning was that Mr Kelly has been promoted to… Read More ›
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Dutton Demands The ABC Rework Q&A So That It’s Just A
Minister for the Dark Arts Peter Dutton has demanded that the national broadcaster the ABC rework their popular show, Q&A to remove the Q portion of the show and simply have it be all about the A. “I think for too long… Read More ›
Barnaby Asks The AFP To Raid A Few Offices And Find Him A Couple Of Good Sorts
Former Special Envoy for the Man Drought Barnaby Joyce has called upon the Australian Federal Police to raid a few offices and wrangle him up a couple of good sorts who would be able to ‘work’ under him. “Since Vicki… Read More ›
Peter Dutton To Launch New Young People’s Initiative The Dutton Youth
The MInister for the Dark Arts, Peter Dutton has announced that he is looking at solving the youth unemployment problem with the launch of his new initiative, the Dutton youth. Speaking to The (un)Australian the Dark Lord explained the thinking behind… Read More ›
AFP Tells Sky News That They Don’t Rate High Enough To Warrant Being Raided
The Australian Federal Police have told the Sky News network that their ratings are just not high enough to warrant them being raided. “Look we just can’t go around raiding everyone, well at least not until we got more funding… Read More ›
Perrier Worships Barnaby Joyce For Inventing Even Better Way To Scam Money Out Of Water
Executives from the bottled water companies Perrier and Evian have bowed down to former Minister for Agriculture and Water Resources Barnaby Joyce for finding an even better way to make money out of water than themselves. “Oh Barnaby Oh Great… Read More ›
