Nationals back bencher and aspiring Minister for Home Affairs Barnaby Joyce has called on the Government, of which he is a part of, to work harder to make sure that more women are working under him. ”I have been reflecting… Read More ›
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Scotty From Marketing Hires Former Hillsong Pastor Carl Lentz As The Government’s Moral Compass
Australian Prime Minister Scotty from marketing has reached out to former Hillsong Pastor Carl Lentz to come on board and join his Government as it’s new moral compass. ”I have heard rumblings that last night on the ABC, that a… Read More ›
ScoMo Sees Nothing Wrong With Tradies Being Able To Take Arts Workers Lunch Money
Prime Minister Scotty from marketing has told reporters that he sees nothing wrong with tradies being able to legally demand an arts worker hand over their lunch money. “Arts workers need to realise that they need to be a part… Read More ›
Barnaby Joyce Demands To Return To Cabinet As Minister For Home Affairs
Former deputy Prime Minister Barnaby Joyce has used his appearance on the ABC’s Q&A program to launch his campaign to be returned to the Prime Minister’s cabinet as the minister for home affairs. ”Peter Dutton is a top bloke and… Read More ›
Scomo Spends $270 Billion To Fortify Defence Of Eden-Monaro
The Prime Minister has announced a $270 billion dollar spending spree on the defence of Eden-Monaro against an unnamed enemy, hinted at as a regional political party linked to the interests of the union movement and the advancement of the… Read More ›
Government Tells ABC To Cut Some Of Their Audience And Give It To Sky News
The Federal Government has told the National broadcaster the ABC to cut back some of their audience and give it to the lowly rated Sky News channel. ”Look the ABC needs to learn to share with those less fortunate than… Read More ›
