News Corp Australia has signed Cardinal Pell as their new columnist in the hope that the Cardinal can reach out and touch the youth of the Nation. ”As the audience ages News Corp need to reach a younger demographic,” said… Read More ›
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ScoMo Calls Abbott To Ask Him For George Pell’s Number
Prime Minister for Sydney Scott Morrison has made a call to India to ask former PM Tony Abbott if he can slip him George Pell’s number. ”The PM is always on the look out for religious figures who he feels… Read More ›
Cardinal Pell Disappointed To Not Be Riding A Virgin Back To The Vatican
Australian Cardinal George Pell has expressed disappointment to close colleagues that he will not flying a Virgin plane on his return trip to the Vatican. ”The Cardinal is a big fan of Virgin,” said a confidant of Cardinal Pell. ”He… Read More ›
Bolt Demands All Australian Children Sit On Pell’s Lap And Apologise
Australia’s leading pedophile advocate Andrew Bolt has demanded that every single Australian child be forced to sit on Cardinal Pell’s lap and apologise. The demand was made on Bolt’s blog at 2 am on the same day that the Royal… Read More ›
Bolt Demands That The Nation’s Parks And Playgrounds Be Opened For George Pell
Australia’s ‘most-read blogger’ and aspiring detective Andrew Bolt has called upon the Nation’s leaders to cancel the Australia-wide lock down and open up the country’s parks and playgrounds from tomorrow, as he anticipates that disgraced Cardinal George Pell will be… Read More ›
Australian Farmers Urged To Give Generously To Struggling Banking Executives
Australia’s farmers currently dealing with bush fires and drought have been urged to put their hands in their pockets to give what they can to Australia’s struggling banking executives. “Our poor banking executives are really doing it tough,” said an… Read More ›
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