One Nation Senator Pauline Hanson has called upon the Turnbull government to hold a Royal Commission into how Australians use their toilets. It follows reports that the Australian Tax Office has recently installed squat toilets for its employees. Speaking to The (un)Australian,… Read More ›
After the shocking revelations in Monday’s Four Corners report into the horrific torture of largely Indigenous youths in the Northern Territory’s Don Dale Detention Centre, a red-faced Prime Minister Malcolm Turnbull immediately announced a new Royal Commission, noting: “We just seem to have… Read More ›
Australian printer owners have welcomed the announcement of a royal commission into the high cost of printer toner. “I had to get a bank loan to cover the cost of printing off five copies of a picture I made of… Read More ›
The team in charge of finding Cardinal George Pell’s compassion have abandoned their search in order to focus on the relatively easier task of finding missing Malaysian airlines plane, flight MH370. A spokesperson for the search team told The (un)Australian: “We had… Read More ›
Cardinal George Pell has raced to number four on the Vatican music download charts following the release of a new song in which he pleas with comedian songwriter Tim Minchin to come clean and face up to a visit to… Read More ›
God has confirmed that Cardinal George Pell is going to receive a miracle cure for the medical condition that prevents him from flying, but only after the Royal Commission into child abuse is completed. “Friends and colleagues of Cardinal Pell… Read More ›
