Former Minister for Women Tony Abbott has been appointed by the Morrison Government to the board of the Culture War Memorial. “No one has done more in the last twenty or so years to lead the charge in the culture… Read More ›
Canberra
Dutton Confident That He Has The Numbers To Roll Morrison
Australia’s Minister for the Dark Arts Peter Dutton has been telling colleagues that he is quietly confident that he has the numbers to mount a successful leadership challenge against Prime Minister-elect Scott Morrison. “Peter has been in a great mood… Read More ›
PM’S Office Researching How Many Macca’s Toilets There Are Between The Lodge And Yarralumna
The office of the Prime Minister has been out and about scouting how many McDonald’s toilets there are between the Prime Minister’s Canberra residence ‘The Lodge’ and the Governor General’s residence ‘Yarralumna.’ The scouting trip is in preparation for the… Read More ›
Hanson Blames Wind Farms For Blowing Tasmanian Rain Clouds To Queensland
One Nation Senator Pauline Hanson has come out strongly against wind farms. Naming them as the cause of both the Tasmanian bush fires and the Queensland floods. “These wind farms have a lot to answer for,” said Senator Hanson. “The… Read More ›
Herald Sun Launches New Motto “We’re Not Racist But…….”
Melbourne’s Herald Sun newspaper has launched a new advertising campaign centered around it’s new motto, ‘We’re not racist but…….’ “Newspapers these days have to work hard to keep people’s interest,” said a Herald Sun Spokesperson. “We feel with our new… Read More ›
“ScoMo & Frydenberg 4Eva” Carved Into Capital Hill Tree
Images have been released of a fresh carving on a tree just outside Parliament House on capital hill. The image shows the phrase “ScoMo & Frydenberg 4Eva” etched into a lone oak tree on the lawn of the iconic Australian… Read More ›
