Prime Minister for Sydney Scott Morrison has been telling colleagues how much he’s looking forward to the weekend, after a grueling week which saw the PM have to rock up to work 2 consecutive days in a row. ”Scott has… Read More ›
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Christensen Demands The Philippino Ladies Table Tennis Team Be Allowed To Tour Australia
The Morrison Government’s member for Manila, George Christensen has made a passionate appeal to the PM to allow the Philippino ladies table tennis team to tour Australia despite the ongoing pandemic. ”The PM needs to start thinking more about what… Read More ›
ScoMo Tells Cabinet “It’s Not A Lie If You Believe It”
Australia’s PM Scotty-from-Hillsong’s marketing department has responded to accusations that he is a liar by declaring that “It is not a lie, if you believe it.” ”Scotty is convinced that he’s not a liar,” said a Government insider. ”At first,… Read More ›
ScoMo Says No Need To Open Up The Borders As He’s Already Been To Hawaii
Australian Prime Minister Scotty from Hillsong’s marketing department has stated that there is no need to open up Australia’s borders as he and the family have already visited Hawaii. ”We will eventually open up the borders again,” said the PM…. Read More ›
ScoMo Tells Gladys That There’ll Be No Mask Wearing In Bunnings This Weekend
Australian Prime Minister Scotty from Hillsong’s marketing department has told NSW Premier Gladys Berejiklian that there’ll be no compulsory wearing of masks in Bunnings this weekend. ”Gladys and her team are the ruby standard when it comes to handling the… Read More ›
ScoMo Denies Being Racist As He Loves To Cook Up A Curry
Australian Prime Minister Scotty from Hillsong has denied claims that he and his Government were racist towards Indian people by telling everyone how much he loves to cook up a curry and some ScoMosas. ”It’s easy these days to throw… Read More ›
