Australia’s Member for Manila George Christensen has begged the PM to move the planned Australia New Zealand travel bubble from New Zealand to the Philippines. ”The PM needs to get his head in the game and focus on what’s important,… Read More ›
Canberra
ScoMo Tells Women The Only Reason To Be On Your Knees Is To Pray
Prime Minister Scott Morrison has offered the women of Australia a bit of life advice, telling them that the only reason to be on your knees is for prayer. The advice follows the revelation that his colleague Andrew Laming took… Read More ›
Joyce Tells PM To End The Stupid Bonk Ban For The Sake Of Canberra’s Desks
Aspiring Minister for Home Affairs Barnaby Joyce has angrily called on the PM to end the parliamentary bonk ban as the pent up frustration around it is causing staffers to do silly stuff such as masturbate on female colleagues desks…. Read More ›
Barnaby Asks The PM If Now’s A Good Time To Talk About Overturning The Bonk Ban
Aspiring Minister for Home Affairs Barnaby Joyce has asked the PM if now is a good time to talk about overturning the so called parliamentary bonk ban. ”I know there’s a few unsavoury things happening around Canberra at the moment,”… Read More ›
PM Who’s Wife Had To Remind Him He Had 2 Daughters In Order To Understand Empathy Guest Of Honour At International Women’s Day Event
A week after telling the nation how his wife had to remind him that he had two daughters in order to empathise with a victim of sexual assault, Australian Prime Minister Scotty from marketing has been invited as a guest… Read More ›
Nation Not Really Surprised That Barnaby Joyce Thinks Sexual Assault Victims Should Keep Quiet
Aspiring Minister for Home Affairs Barnaby Joyce has shocked no one with his comments that victims of sexual assault should keep quiet and leave the talking to their lawyers or superiors. ”I don’t want anyone to misconstrue my statements and… Read More ›
