Opposition Leader the Dark Lord Peter Dutton remains undecided on what position his party will take on the proposed Indigenous Voice to Parliament. The Dark Lord has used the Parliamentary break to reflect on his past – like the time… Read More ›
Canberra
ScoMo Asks Who He Should Invoice For Yesterdays Royal Commission Gig
Former Minister for everything and occasional PM Scott Morrison has asked his staff to find out who he is to invoice for his speaking gig at yesterday’s Royal Commission into the contentious Robodebt program. ”Was good to get a gig… Read More ›
Aus/EU Trade Negotiations Hinge On Australia’s Freedom To Own The C Word
Trade Minister Don Farrell will fly to Europe this week to engage in trade talks with the European Union which experts say will hinge on whether or not Australia will be given exclusive access to the C word. ”There have… Read More ›
Albo Thanks The Coalition For His Xmas Gift Of A Dud Opposition Leader
Prime Minister and aspiring DJ Anthony Albanese has sent the Coalition a thank you note after receiving their Christmas gift of a dud Opposition leader that goes by the name of Peter Dutton. ‘’I didn’t expect much from them to… Read More ›
World Leaders Stunned To Learn That ScoMo Has Appointed Himself As Their New Warm Up Act
World Leaders signed up to the same speaking agency as former minister for health/industry/innovation/finance and part-time Prime Minister Scott Morrison were stunned to learn that the former PM had appointed himself as their warm up act. ”There is nothing harder… Read More ›
ScoMo To Leave Parliament And Join The Try Guys
Australia’s former Minister for Health/Innovation/Industry/Finance and part-time Prime Minister, Scott Morrison has told colleagues that he will be leaving Parliament to join the YouTube group The Try Guys. ”What a great opportunity it will be for Jen and the girls… Read More ›