Australia’s Minister for the Dark Arts Peter Dutton has been telling colleagues that he is quietly confident that he has the numbers to mount a successful leadership challenge against Prime Minister-elect Scott Morrison. “Peter has been in a great mood… Read More ›
The office of the Prime Minister has been out and about scouting how many McDonald’s toilets there are between the Prime Minister’s Canberra residence ‘The Lodge’ and the Governor General’s residence ‘Yarralumna.’ The scouting trip is in preparation for the… Read More ›
One Nation Senator Pauline Hanson has come out strongly against wind farms. Naming them as the cause of both the Tasmanian bush fires and the Queensland floods. “These wind farms have a lot to answer for,” said Senator Hanson. “The… Read More ›
Melbourne’s Herald Sun newspaper has launched a new advertising campaign centered around it’s new motto, ‘We’re not racist but…….’ “Newspapers these days have to work hard to keep people’s interest,” said a Herald Sun Spokesperson. “We feel with our new… Read More ›
Images have been released of a fresh carving on a tree just outside Parliament House on capital hill. The image shows the phrase “ScoMo & Frydenberg 4Eva” etched into a lone oak tree on the lawn of the iconic Australian… Read More ›
Opposition Leader and spokesperson for the King of Knives retail chain Bill Shorten has reached out to former Minister for the Dark Arts Peter Dutton to offer him tips on how to properly knife a sitting Prime Minister. “Sitting back… Read More ›
