Low rating news station Sky News Australia has started looking under rocks and scouring YouTube for ranting bus racists in an effort to replace disgraced former host Chris Smith.
”Been a tough week that’s for sure, talk about Sophie’s choice in either cancelling or standing by Chris Smith,” said a Station Spokesperson. ”We debated that long into the night before narrowly deciding to bone him.”
”Funnily enough Chris would’ve loved all the talk of boning.”
When asked what the network was looking for in a replacement for Chris Smith, the Station Spokesperson said: ”We want someone that is not afraid to say the things that only people who tune into Sky News say.”
”You know the mad Uncle who you avoid at Christmas, the weird Aunty who you mute on social media, those types of peeps.”
”What I wouldn’t give for another racist Nan to go on a rant on a bus or a poo jogger.”
”I think Paul Murray would work well with a poo jogger.”
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