Niche news network Sky News Australia has today blamed celebrity couple Meghan and Harry for their host Chris Smith’s appalling behaviour at the network’s Christmas party.
”Meghan and Harry have a lot to answer for,” said a Station Spokesperson. ”I mean poor Chris Smith decided to have a few dozen beers and make some polite conversation to a few ladies and next thing you know he’s suspended.”
”How does Meghan Markle live with herself knowing she caused this?”
When asked how the station could link the wayward Royals to a drunken Christmas party, the Sky News Spokesperson said: ”Are you accusing us of spreading fake news?”
”Are you saying that our team of loveable idiots, like Rita Panahi, Andrew Bolt and Paul Murray are using Meghan Markle and Harry as scapegoats for their own debauched views on the World.”
”How dare you, I shall have our viewers, all 6 of them send you some strongly worded correspondence.”
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