Minister for the dark arts Peter Dutton has revealed to acquaintances his frustration at being overlooked for an Oscar nomination for that time that he smiled in public. “Peter is very frustrated as it took a lot of time and… Read More ›
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Peter Dutton Tells Islamic Leaders To Take The Blame For Him Not Being Prime Minister
Minister for Home Affairs Peter Dutton has launched a blistering attack on Australia’s Islamic leaders claiming they are to blame for his failed attempt to take the Prime Ministership earlier this year. “It’s time the Islamic community rallied behind the… Read More ›
Nation Stunned As New PM Goes A Week Without Being Challenged
The Citizens of Australia have awoken this morning to the stunning news that their Prime Minister #ScoMo has gone a whole week in power without being challenged by another contender. “Is everything OK down there in Canberra?” Asked a concerned… Read More ›
Sky News Apologises To Its Viewer Over Leyonhjelm’s Remarks
Sky News has issued an apology to its viewer over disparaging remarks made by Senator Leyonhjelm on its Outsiders program concerning fellow Senator Sarah Hanson Young. “Senator Leyonhjelm’s remarks where out of line. I tell you he entered into Mark… Read More ›
One Nation Demands The ABC Put More Fruit Into Pyjamas
One Nation has agreed to help the Turnbull Government pass it’s Media law amendments on the proviso that the ABC’s charter be changed to ensure more fruits than just bananas be put in pyjamas. “For too long the ABC has… Read More ›
Entire Nation Trying Not To Picture Rupert Murdoch And Jerry Hall Doing It
Australia’s 23 million people have spent the past few days trying to get the image of Rupert Murdoch and Jerry Hall’s wedding night out of their head. “I’m trying to think of nice things like a beautiful lake with ducks… Read More ›
