Royal-in-exile Prince Andrew has sent fellow exiled Royal Meghan Markle a dozen red roses, following her and husband Prince Harry’s interview with media mega-star Oprah Winfrey. The roses had a note attached saying: ”Thanks for the distraction.” ”Prince Andrew has… Read More ›
Scandal
Barnaby Joyce Shocked To Learn That No One In Kmart Cares About His Book
Former deputy Prime Minister Barnaby Joyce has revealed that he was shocked to learn that no one in any of the 356 Kmart stores that he visited actually cared at all about him or his new book, Weatherboard and Iron. “I… Read More ›
Concussed NRL Players Unable To Remember Details Of Scandals They’ve Been A Part Of
Rugby league’s concussion epidemic is at crisis point with many former players confessing they have no memories of any of the major off field scandals they were involved during their playing days. “People tell me that I once bit a… Read More ›
NRL Praises Cronulla’s Improvement In Quality Of Off -Field Scandals
The NRL has issued a statement commending the 2016 Premiership winning Cronulla Sharks for lifting not only on-field but off-field in the aftermath of Cronulla player Ben Barba’s sacking for cocaine use. A spokesperson for the NRL told The (un)Australian about Cronulla: “What a… Read More ›
Parramatta Eels Fined For Being Above The Scandal Cap
NRL club Parramatta have been handed a hefty fine by the league for breaking the number of scandals a single club is allowed to become embroiled in within the space of one season. “Every club is allowed to be involved… Read More ›
Grant Hackett Records Personal Best Public Embarrassment.
Swimmer Grant Hackett has gotten over his disappointment at not recording an Olympic qualifying public embarrassment during the Australian trials by recording a PB during a flight from Adelaide to Melbourne. “I was really hoping to cause a big enough… Read More ›