Australia’s defamation lawyers have all paused today for a minutes silence to pay tribute to retiring shock jock Alan Jones. ”It’s a very sad day for the defamation industry in Australia with the loss of the Alan Jones radio show,”… Read More ›
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Sky News Hoping To Crack The Elusive Triple Figures Viewership Numbers With Pell Interview
Niche cable channel Sky News Australia is hoping to crack the elusive triple figures viewership numbers this week when one of their leading interviewers convicted racist Andrew Bolt interviews the recently released Cardinal George Pell. ”This is a very exciting… Read More ›
Scotty From Marketing Tells The Media That A Ship Is Not A Boat
Australian Prime Minister Scotty from marketing has used his daily press conference to berate the country’s media over their confusion between a ship and a boat. “In times like these the last thing we need is for the media to… Read More ›
NSW Premier Orders The Army To Shoot Any Sniffer Dog Within 5 Km’s Of Randwick Race Course
NSW Premier Gladys Berejiklian has called in the Army to protect race goers at Randwick racecourse from drug sniffer dogs. With a particular focus on keeping the sniffer dogs away from those attending the Everest horse race. “People just want… Read More ›
Ray Hadley Holds Press Conference Behind The Toilets After School To Deny Bullying Allegations
Controversial 2GB broadcaster Ray Hadley has called for a press conference at 3:30 pm behind the toilet blocks and says that reporters had better be there or else. “I thoroughly deny the allegations of bullying these crybabies have brought against… Read More ›
Bill Shorten Reaches Out To Dutton To Offer Him Tips On How To Properly Knife A Sitting Prime Minister
Opposition Leader and spokesperson for the King of Knives retail chain Bill Shorten has reached out to former Minister for the Dark Arts Peter Dutton to offer him tips on how to properly knife a sitting Prime Minister. “Sitting back… Read More ›