Niche news network Sky News Australia has released polling that they’ve done with their viewers, all 6 of them, that shows Prime Minister Scott Morrison will comfortably win this Saturday’s election. ”Our polls indicate that over 83% of our viewers… Read More ›
The Coalition’s candidate for Warringah Katherine Deves has made a rare media appearance to condemn the Prime Minister, the man who selected her for her seat, for choosing to identify as a Bulldozer. ”What sort of example is the Prime… Read More ›
Australia’s next Minister for Home Affairs Barnaby Joyce has told the PM that the reason that they are doing so badly in the polls is due to the contentious (only to Barnaby) bonk ban. ”Bloody, Scott, err, ScoMo, needs to… Read More ›
Former Prime Minister fresh out of the deep freeze for the election John Howard was today shocked to learn that women and minorities are in fact allowed to vote in the upcoming election. ”I have to say that the news… Read More ›
Leaked documents have today revealed that the Morrison/Joyce/Murdoch Government plans to put all pensioners on a Harvey Norman gift card form July 1st this year. ”The pension is a form of welfare and people need to remember that,” said a… Read More ›
The Country’s deputy Prime Minister (yep, really) Barnaby Joyce has demanded that he be named the Country’s new Minister for Home Affairs should the Coalition win the next election. ”No one in the Government knows more about Home affairs than… Read More ›
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