Government back bencher and aspiring Minister for home affairs Barnaby Joyce has told the Prime Minister if he were to lose the bonk ban, a rule prohibiting Ministers from having relationships with their staff, then he (Mr Joyce) would take… Read More ›
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Craig Kelly Appoints Himself Australia’s Minister For Science PM Does Not Dispute The Claim
The Member for Hughes Craig Kelly has taken to the Facebook to announce that he has appointed himself Australia’s Minister for Science. In the week since posting the announcement Australia’s PM, Scotty from marketing has not disputed the claim. ”The… Read More ›
Peter Dutton Spends The Weekend Googling Military Coup
The Minister for the Dark Arts Peter Dutton has spent the weekend googling ‘military coup’ whilst the current Prime Minister and Mr Dutton’s boss Scott Morrison is away on one of his frequent holidays. “There’s nothing sinister in simply doing… Read More ›
Christensen Tells ScoMo Make Me The Ambassador To The Philippines And I’ll Drop The Trump Posts
The Government’s member for Manilla George Christensen has told his boss Scotty from marketing to make him Australia’s Ambassador to the Philippines and he will cease posting Trump themed conspiracy theories to social media. ”George and his colleague Craig Kelly… Read More ›
ScoMo Livid That National Cabinet Has Been Scheduled To Meet On Friday Cutting Short His Weekend
Australian Prime Minister Scotty from marketing is reportedly livid at his staff after learning that they booked him into a meeting of the National cabinet on Friday thus cutting short his weekend. ”The PM is not the type to fly… Read More ›
Scotty From Marketing Stunned To Learn That Gladys Has Gone On Holiday Without An Official Photographer
Australian Prime Minister Scotty from Marketing has remarked to colleagues that he’s stunned that NSW Premier Gladys Berejiklian has gone on holiday and done so without an official photographer. ”The PM was baffled when he heard the news that Gladys… Read More ›