Scott Morrison has turned to champion racehorse Winx as inspiration for Australians to get in and have a go, saying a poor dumb animal who gets shuffled around and forced to perform with no actual idea of what it’s doing… Read More ›
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Temp Worker Ecstatic About Getting An Extra Week’s Work
The Temp worker that the Australian Government hired to fill in as Prime Minister, Scott Morrison is ecstatic to learn that his contract has been extended for another week. “This is great news for not only Me but my Family,… Read More ›
Government To Appoint Joe Hockey Ambassador To Mars After Learning That America Is Too Close To Stop Him From Stuffing Things Up
Prime Minister Scott Morrison has announced that current Ambassador to America Joe Hockey will be moved to a new role as Ambassador to Mars in the coming weeks. The move is designed to ensure Ambassador Hockey is far, far away… Read More ›
ScoMo Announces New Medal To Commemorate The Culture Wars
Prime Minister ScoMo has announced that his Government will strike a new medal to be awarded on Australia day, currently January 26th to commemorate the ongoing culture wars that his Government is fighting. “I think it’s time that we Aussies… Read More ›
Dutton Family Scrabble Night Ruined After Peter’s Failed Challenge
The Dutton family’s weekly Scrabble night was ruined this week after the family’s patriarch Peter launched an unsuccessful challenge against his Daughter. “Everything was going along swimmingly until Peter decided to challenge his daughter’s use of the word fewer,” said… Read More ›
“ScoMo & Frydenberg 4Eva” Carved Into Capital Hill Tree
Images have been released of a fresh carving on a tree just outside Parliament House on capital hill. The image shows the phrase “ScoMo & Frydenberg 4Eva” etched into a lone oak tree on the lawn of the iconic Australian… Read More ›
