Australia’s interim Prime Minister Scotty from marketing has celebrated his court win today over members of his own party by telling them: ”To suffer in their jocks.” ”As Prime Minister my job is to keep Australians together and hopefully after… Read More ›
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ScoMo Asks The Governor General To Meet Him At Engadine Maccas
Australian Prime Minister (for now) Scotty from marketing has texted the Governor General to meet him at Engadine Maccas so that they can arrange the formalities around calling an election. ”I know traditionally the Prime Minister will call in on… Read More ›
BREAKING: ScoMo To Be Appointed Governor General, Dutton PM
In breaking news Australian Prime Minister Scott Morrison will today be appointed Governor General with Minister for Defence Peter Dutton replacing him as Prime Minister. The move is said to be made as polling has indicated that current Governor General… Read More ›
PM Announces Election Slogan: ”It’s Not A Lie If You Believe It”
Australia’s Prime Minister Scotty from marketing has announced his parties new slogan for the upcoming federal election, with the party going with: ”It’s not a lie if you believe it.” ”I’m not saying that an election will happen any day… Read More ›
ScoMo Tells His Dr That He Wants A Second Opinion From His Focus Group
Australian Prime Minister Scotty who’s chucking a sickie has told his Doctor that he would like a second opinion from his focus group after receiving a diagnosis that his case of covid was subsiding.” ”Scott, err, ScoMo, is a big… Read More ›
ScoMo Feigns A Cough And Asks Jen If She Can Call The Office And Tell ’em He’s Sick
Australian Prime Minister (for now) Scotty who was fired from marketing has woken up this morning put on a faint cough and asked his wife Jen if she could call the office and tell ’em that he’s sick. ”I’m not… Read More ›