Australian Prime Minister Scotty from marketing has told his staff to stop booking in Wednesday afternoon meetings, as they are getting in the way of his weekends. ”The PM likes to keep his weekends to himself and his family,” said… Read More ›
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Scotty From Marketing Named Bunnings’ Employee Of The Month
Australian Prime Minister Scotty from marketing has been named Bunnings’ Employee of the month. With the Prime Minister telling colleagues that this award is going straight to the pool room. ”The PM is very excited to be bestowed with this… Read More ›
Scotty From Marketing Moves The Budget Lock-Up To Engadine Maccas
The Australian Prime Minister Scotty from marketing has announced that the traditional Budget lock-up, a process whereby journalists are locked in a room to run the rule over the budget will be moved from Parliament house to Engadine Maccas. ”We… Read More ›
ScoMo Tells Engadine Maccas Cleaners To Stand Down And Stand By
Australian Prime Minister Scotty from marketing has told the cleaners of Engadine Maccas to stand down and stand by, as this year’s NRL finals featuring the PM’s beloved Cronulla Sharks kick off this week. ”To the cleaners at not just… Read More ›
ScoMo Tells Aussie Kids To Consider Studying A Trade Like Carpentry, Plumbing Or Marketing
Australia’s Prime Minister Scott Morrison has called on the nation’s children to consider taking up a trade like carpentry, plumbing or marketing. “This country was built by tradies and we need more of them,” said Prime Minister ScoMo. ”Now is… Read More ›
Scotty From Marketing Launches New Campaign Slogan: ScoMo ’07
Australian Prime Minister Scotty from marketing has this week launched his parties new campaign slogan: ScoMo ’07. Which he plans on taking to next year’s federal election. ”How good is the new campaign slogan?” Asked Prime Minister Scotty. ”It tested… Read More ›
