Prime Minister Scotty from marketing has asked the people of Australia to avoid going into McDonald’s and instead use the drive thru, in an effort to help stop the spread of Corona. “We need to get on the front foot… Read More ›
Engadine MAccas
Toilet Paper Shortage Results In ScoMo Calling In The Army To Guard Engadine Maccas
Prime Minister ScoMo has gone on the attack in the war against the Corona pandemic by calling in the army to guard the toilet paper supply at Engadine Maccas. ”Mine is a proactive Government,”said Prime Minister Scomo. ”When I heard… Read More ›
Scotty From Marketing Considers Launching A Heterosexual Mardi Gras
Prime Minister Scotty from marketing has told his inner circle that he is considering launching a Mardi Gras for heterosexual couples. With the march planned to go from Cronulla beach to Engadine Maccas. “In Australia we like to give a… Read More ›
ScoMo Refuses To Commit To No Net Emissions At Engadine Maccas
Prime Minister ScoMo has told reporters that it is just not feasible for his Government to commit to no net emissions at Engadine Maccas before the year 2050. “My Government is doing all it can to cut back on our… Read More ›
Scotty From Marketing Pledges To Start Fracking Engadine Maccas
Following his address to the National Press Club in which he announced the Government’s plan to frack Australia great again, the Prime Minister has announced the location of the countries first full scale frack, Engadine Maccas. “My Government is committed… Read More ›
ScoMo Pledges To Book Next Hawaiian Vacation At Regional Flight Centre
Prime Minister Scott Morrison has declared that going forward he will book all his future Hawaiian vacations at regional Flight Centres around Australia. ”I understand that regional Australia is hurting due to drought and bushfires,” said the Prime Minister. “So… Read More ›
