Niche cable channel Sky News Australia has touted the recent ratings success of broadcaster Alan Jones after the recently turned octogenarian cracked the elusive 8 actual viewers number. ”What a great result Alan has delivered to us, 8 whole viewers,”… Read More ›
Australia’s Member for Manila George Christensen has begged the PM to move the planned Australia New Zealand travel bubble from New Zealand to the Philippines. ”The PM needs to get his head in the game and focus on what’s important,… Read More ›
Australian Prime Minister Scotty from Marketing has sent his buddy little Danny Tehan down to the shops to pick up some milk and 25 million doses of vaccine – the good type, not the clotty type. ”I have full faith… Read More ›
Australian Prime Minister Scotty from Marketing has stated that he has apologised to former Australia Post CEO Christina Holgate for calling her out over her awarding Cartier watches as bonuses, saying that the apology is in the mail. ”The issue… Read More ›
Prime Minister Scott Morrison has offered the women of Australia a bit of life advice, telling them that the only reason to be on your knees is for prayer. The advice follows the revelation that his colleague Andrew Laming took… Read More ›
Australian Prime Minister Scott Morrison has called upon the Nation’s women to never wear any skirts shorter than ankle length, so as to not tempt his colleague Andrew Laming to up-skirt them. ”The Ladies of Australia need to realise that… Read More ›
