With news of his impending retirement those in charge of the Parliament house stationery cupboard have been warned to make sure that former Australian Prime Minister, Scott Morrison, doesn’t clear it out.
”Mixed emotions, I will admit, in announcing that I will be leaving the place,” said the former PM. ”But, I’m sure the Australian people won’t mind me nicking a few pens on the way out.”
”Might grab a few high lighters for the girls, don’t worry I’ll leave the green ones.”
When asked what he feels his legacy will be once he leaves parliament, the soon to be former member for Cook said: ”The people of Australia will see me for what I really am.”
A dad, a daggy one at that, and a man of inaction, I mean action.”
”Now, if you’ll excuse me, I want to inquire if I get to keep the paintings in my office. Wonder also about the carpet, it’d look good in the kid’s treehouse.”
Mark Williamson
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