Opposition leader the Dark Lord Peter Dutton has told the producers of ABC’s 4 Corners that he will release their loved ones from captivity the moment he sees the ratings for last night’s show. ”It won’t be too long now… Read More ›
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Dutton Calls Engadine Maccas For Help In Dealing With ScoMo’s Sh*t
Australia’s Opposition leader the Dark Lord Peter Dutton has called the manager of Engadine Maccas for advice on how to clean up the shit left behind by the former PM Scott Morrison. ”The Dark Lord is not averse to reaching… Read More ›
Australians Shocked To Learn That They Have A Governor General
The country of Australia has woken up in shock today to learn that they currently have a working Governor General. The news follows the appalling revelations that have emerged about former PM Scott Morrison using the Governor General, David Hurley… Read More ›
Hunt Credits COVIDSafe App For Keeping Phones Virus-Free
With the decommissioning of the COVIDSafe contact tracing app yesterday, the UnAustralian has spoken to former Federal Minister for Health and Rhyming Slang, Greg Hunt. “The COVIDSafe app was a resounding success,” said Mr Hunt as he dropped off his… Read More ›
Abbott Tells Friends That He Would’ve Beaten The Indonesian President In A Bike Race
Former Minister for Women (yep, really) Tony Abbott has been overheard telling friends in Manly how if he were still Prime Minister he would’ve soundly defeated Indonesian President Joko Widodo in a bike race. The boast came after the current… Read More ›
ScoMo Asks Dutton If He Wants Any Of His Curry Recipes
Australia’s former Prime Minister (LOL) Scotty who was fired from marketing has taken a break from squatting at Kirribilli to reach out to new Opposition leader Peter Dutton to see if he wants any of his infamous curry recipes. ”Being… Read More ›
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