The Office of the Prime Minister has declared that the PM has not pissed off over to Hawaii for another holiday but is instead challenging the Nation to a game of hide and seek. ”We can confirm that the PM… Read More ›
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ScoMo Calls An Emergency Summit After His TikTok Fails To Go Viral
Australia’s Prime Minister Scotty who was fired from marketing has today called an emergency summit after his debut on the social media site TikTok failed to go viral. ”The PM prides himself on his social media game, often saying that… Read More ›
Lil’ Petey Dutton Sits On Santa Rup’s Lap And Asks To Be PM For Xmas
Australia’s Minister for the Dark Arts Lil’ Petey Dutton has jumped at the opportunity to sit on Santa Rup’s lap and ask him if for Christmas he could be Prime Minister. ”I do admit I would rather take my rightful… Read More ›
ScoMo In Talks With Elf On A Shelf To Run In Warringah
Australian Prime Minister Scotty who was fired from marketing has told colleagues that he is close to convincing children’s toy Elf On A Shelf to run at the next Federal Election in the seat of Warringah. “How good is Elf… Read More ›
Voices Of Wagga Throw Their Support Behind Gladys’ Run For Warringah
Community action group Voices of Wagga have thrown their support behind former NSW Premier Gladys Berejiklian’s potential run for the seat of Warringah, located on Sydney’s North Shore. ”Go for it, Gladys! The people of Wagga are right behind you… Read More ›
ScoMo Encourages His Dodgy Mate To Get On The Federal Gravy Train
Australian Prime Minister Scotty who was fired from marketing has encouraged his dodgy mate Gladys Berejiklian to join him in Canberra and get on board the Federal gravy train. ”The people of NSW would love to have Gladys Berejiklian or… Read More ›
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