With the impending retirement of the first Politician to hold 5 secret ministries at the same time as being the country’s PM, Scott Morrison, Australian’s are being urged to put out their secret ministries as a sign of respect for the former PM.

”It’s a big deal when a former PM leaves parliament for the last time,’ said a Liberal party insider. ”Usually they do it after losing an election, not mid-way through a term of parliament leaving the party with a tricky bi-election.”

”But, you know it took ScoMo a long time to find another group of gullible fools to employ him.”

When asked what they thought that the Morrison Government will be remembered for, the Liberal party insider said: ”Haven’t you seen Nemesis?”

”Look, at the end of the day he didn’t always get it right but ScoMo did one thing that every Australian should be thankful for.”

”He stopped Peter Dutton from being PM.”

”Could you imagine what would have happened to a country Governed by Dutton and Joyce.”

”Anyway, must be off ScoMo needs to some help packing up his office, he plans on nicking a lot of stationery.”

Mark Williamson

@MWChatShow

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