Coalition backbenchers worried about the pathetic polling of their leader the Dark Lord Peter Dutton, have spent the day googling how to polish a turd in anticipation of shadow Treasurer Angus Taylor challenging for the leadership. ”It was always a… Read More ›
Opposition leader (for now) Peter Dutton has condemned Victorian Premier Dan Andrews over traffic in Melbourne, after his candidate for the upcoming Aston bi-election spent 40 minutes driving from their home in Fitzroy to the electorate. ”What planet does comrade… Read More ›
Sky News Australia’s third highest rating presenter Peta Credlin has been buoyed today after her viewers, all 3 of them urged her to down tools and run for Parliament. With news that former PM Scott Morrison may be looking to… Read More ›
Prime Minister Scotty from marketing has pledged that his Government will invest millions in building mangers on all major highways in Australia to ensure that all women have the opportunity to give birth in the same manner as Mary did… Read More ›
The Irish Government has released a statement condemning Australia for sending Pauline Hanson over on a visit and has indicated that they consider it an act of war. “By sending this toxic hate filled individual to our country we take… Read More ›
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