Advance Australia, an ultra right-wing lobby group run by a collective of billionaires, has made the startling claim that Prime Minister, Anthony Albanese, was the actual killer of former US President JFK.
”We have conclusive proof that Albo shot JFK,” said a Spokesperson for the billionaire collective. ”We will be releasing this information alongside proof that Albo was also behind faking the moon landing the minute that Peter Dutton is elected Prime Minister of Australia.”
”Up until that time we will campaign heavily to ensure that JFK killing Albo is stopped.”
When asked how Albo who was 6 months old at the time of JFK’s assassination could have been the shooter, the billionaire collective’s Spokesperson said: ”We will show how it was done all in good time.”
”The minute that Peter Dutton is safely ensconced as PM we will let the World know all about Anthony Albanese and his many, many crimes.”
”Ever been in a public toilet and the person before you didn’t flush? We can prove that on every occasion that it was Albo.”
”Missed out on Taylor Swift tickets? That’s on Albo. I could go on and on and the only way to stop me is to vote one, Peter Dutton.”
Mark Williamson
@MWChatShow
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