The Australian Greens have held a sad drum circle today after their offers to Opposition leader, Peter Dutton, to join were strongly rebuffed.

”We thought that after we took Peter’s side against Albo to make sure no new houses were built that he’d want to hang out with us,” said Greens leader Adam Bandt. ”Boy were we wrong.”

”Poor Nick McKim offered to share his mung beans with Mr Dutton and Peter slapped them away.”

When asked why the Greens chose to side with the Coalition to stop the housing bill rather than work with the Government, the Greens leader said: ”When a fire is burning and the only way to stop it is with water, you have to way up which is more important.”

”Water preservation or a raging bushfire. We Greens don’t take these decisions lightly.”

”Anyway, must be off, Max Chandler-Mather suggested we head around to Albo’s place and inspect his bins to make sure he’s recycling properly.”

Mark Williamson

@MWChatShow

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Categories: Politics

Tags: Adam Bandt, Albo, Anthony Albanese, Build To Won, Canberra, Coalition, Drum Circle, Housing, Insiders, Labor, Max Chandler-Mather, Mung Beans, Nick McKim, Opposition, Peter Dutton, QandA, The Greens