Australian Prime Minister Scotty from marketing has sent out a press release declaring that all of his cabinet is indeed Spartacus. The release came after an historical allegation against one his cabinet accusing them of indeed being Spartcaus. ”What can… Read More ›
The Government’s Member for Manila George Christensen has ordered the Prime Minister to get cracking on a travel bubble between Australia and the Philippines or he will join former Liberal Craig Kelly on the crossbench. A move that would take… Read More ›
Former Labor Leader Bill Shorten has been spotted doing some shopping in Melbourne’s Chadstone Shopping Centre, with the Member for Maribyrnong seen walking out of the King of Knives store with armfuls of bags. ”You can never have too many… Read More ›
NSW’s deputy Premier John Barilaro has threatened to piss all over the floor of NSW Parliament unless the Premier, who he is allegedly a part of a coalition Government still in coalition government with, allows him and his Nationals colleagues… Read More ›
The Prime Minister has announced a $270 billion dollar spending spree on the defence of Eden-Monaro against an unnamed enemy, hinted at as a regional political party linked to the interests of the union movement and the advancement of the… Read More ›
The Australian Labor Party is to relocate it’s National office currently located in Sussex street Sydney in an area known as ‘China Town.’ The move comes after several of it’s members became addicted to Chinese take-away. “We’ve been in Sussex… Read More ›
