International au pair smuggling rings have taken note of Border Force’s lax attitude with thousands of boatloads of illegal before and after school helpers poised to flood into the country from the north. “Australia is considered a soft touch by… Read More ›
The Australian Labor party has announced that after witnessing the events of the last week that they have voted unanimously to ban their colleague Anthony Albanese from purchasing or owning a knife for the foreseeable future. “We think it’s for… Read More ›
Former deputy Prime Minister Barnaby Joyce has announced that he will be attending this year’s Mid-Winter Ball to hand out condoms to all attendees. “Normally what happens at the Mid-Winter ball stays at the Mid-Winter ball but as we saw… Read More ›
The Australian Labor Party is to relocate it’s National office currently located in Sussex street Sydney in an area known as ‘China Town.’ The move comes after several of it’s members became addicted to Chinese take-away. “We’ve been in Sussex… Read More ›
Former deputy Prime Minister Barnaby Joyce has come out swinging at the Labor party over their citizenship issues. With the former deputy Prime Minister particularly angry over the amount of time it has taken for the MP’s in question… Read More ›
Former Senator Sam Dastyari will this week make his commercial radio debut by hosting the segment Beijing Today on The Kyle & Jackie O Show. “The week that I lost my job as a Senator I was down, pretty low and as for… Read More ›
