Prime Minister for Sydney Scott Morrison has told his colleagues to not worry too much about low polling numbers as once he rolls out his $301 a vote election campaign, things will improve. ”Polls go up and down we all… Read More ›
Labor
ScoMo Scoffs At Labor’s $300 For A Jab, Claiming He’d Need 2 McKenzies Just To Administer It
Prime Minister for Sydney Scott Morrison has scoffed at Labor’s proposal to reward those that come forward for a vaccination jab be with $300 cash, claiming he’d need 2 Bridget McKenzies and the world’s largest spreadsheet to administer it. ”The… Read More ›
Slats To Replace Albo As Opposition Leader So Albo Can Focus On His DJing
The Labor party is tipped to announce later this week that former Test cricketer turned Commentator Michael Slater will replace Anthony Albanese as Opposition leader as Albo looks to go back and focus on his Djing. ”Albo’s heart has never… Read More ›
Gladys Tells NSW To Start Spending More on The Pokies Or Else She’ll Sell Their Toys
NSW Premier Gladys Berejiklian has warned residents of NSW to start shelling out more of their pay packets on the pokies or else she will start selling off their toys. ”The people of NSW need to realise that the Government… Read More ›
Scotty From Marketing Declares That All Of His Cabinet Is Indeed Spartacus
Australian Prime Minister Scotty from marketing has sent out a press release declaring that all of his cabinet is indeed Spartacus. The release came after an historical allegation against one his cabinet accusing them of indeed being Spartcaus. ”What can… Read More ›
Christensen Orders PM To Open Up Australia Philippines Travel Bubble Or Else He’ll Join Craig Kelly
The Government’s Member for Manila George Christensen has ordered the Prime Minister to get cracking on a travel bubble between Australia and the Philippines or he will join former Liberal Craig Kelly on the crossbench. A move that would take… Read More ›
