The shadow Minister for home affairs Barnaby Joyce has taken time out of his busy day, foregoing his afternoon nap, to tell the Greens that Parliament is no place for secret relationships. ”I know you get to Canberra and your… Read More ›
The Greens
”Give Us More Staff Or Chalmers Gets A Wedgie” Says Lambie To Albo
Independent Senator and the politician voted most likely to appear on SAS Australia Jacqui Lambie has warned Prime Minister Anthony Albanese to give her and the other cross benchers more staff or she’ll give Treasurer Jim Chalmers a wedgie. ”Albo… Read More ›
Coogee Beach Takes Off On Backpacking Holiday
Coogee Beach has disappeared from the coastline of Sydney and is heading towards the UK to do a bit of backpacking. “I’m going to drink a lot of beer, do a Contiki tour and land a job as a ‘stop… Read More ›
Greens Push To Legalise Cannibalism After Annual 420 Meeting
Greens leader and ‘federal joint chief’ Richard Di Natale told a smoke-filled Canberra party room on Friday that cannibalism needs to be decriminalised and legalised. “This day, the 20th of April, or 4/20 Day, we present our cornerstone policy; that… Read More ›
One Nation To Begin Searching Under Rocks To Replace Malcolm Roberts
Pauline Hanson’s One Nation party has announced that they will commence searching under rocks for a replacement Senator. Should Senator Malcolm Roberts be eliminated from the Senate due to dual citizenship. Speaking to The (un)Australian a party spokesperson discussed the… Read More ›
Turnbull Regrets Taking Matt Canavan’s Mother’s Advice To Order Italian
Prime Minister (for now) Malcolm Turnbull has expressed regret at his choice of dinner last night after ordering Italian. The Prime Minister decided on Italian after receiving a recommendation from Senator Matt Canavan’s Mother. A remorseful Prime Minister spoke to… Read More ›
The (un)Australian 