The Australian Greens have held a sad drum circle today after their offers to Opposition leader, Peter Dutton, to join were strongly rebuffed. ”We thought that after we took Peter’s side against Albo to make sure no new houses were… Read More ›
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Greens Livid As Albo Declines To Hash Out Housing Issues With A Drum Circle
Greens leader Adam Bandt has condemned Prime Minister Anthony Albanese for refusing to join the party in a drum circle to hash out the differences the two parties have over the Government’s housing policy. “When it comes to taking things… Read More ›
Joyce Tells Senator Thorpe To Respect Strip Club Etiquette
The Opposition’s Shadow Minister for Home Affairs Barnaby Joyce has condemned Senator Lidia Thorpe after she was banned for life from a Melbourne strip club, with the Member for New England telling Senator Thorpe that she needs to respect strip… Read More ›
Greens In Crisis After Their Drum Circle Inadvertently Skews Right
The Australian Greens have been plunged into crisis this week with the loss of Senator Lidia Thorpe causing an imbalance in the party’s weekly drum circle causing it to skew right. ”It’s a disaster and really we just don’t know… Read More ›
Barnaby Tells The Greens: Parliament Is No Place For Secret Relationships
The shadow Minister for home affairs Barnaby Joyce has taken time out of his busy day, foregoing his afternoon nap, to tell the Greens that Parliament is no place for secret relationships. ”I know you get to Canberra and your… Read More ›
Dutton Sends Bandt A Basket Of Dead Puppies To Say Thanks For Covering As Opposition Leader
Holidaying Opposition leader the Dark Lord Peter Dutton has sent Greens leader Adam Bandt a gift basket of dead puppies as a thank you after the Greens leader stepped in as Opposition leader over the past week. ”It’s always nice… Read More ›