Opposition leader (till at least Monday), Peter Dutton, has warned voters in the upcoming Dunkley bi-election that if they don’t vote for his candidate then they will be getting a nuclear reactor in their backyard, should the Coalition win the next election.
”For the people of Dunkley it’s a very clear choice, either vote for my candidate or vote for Albo’s,” said the member for Dickson. ”And if you vote for Albo’s then you get the nuclear reactor.”
”I’m not a vengeful person, but we have to put these reactors somewhere.”
When asked why his party was so resolute on nuclear when there is no evidence anywhere that it is a viable source of power for Australia, the interim Opposition leader said: ”If I say nuclear is a go, then it is a go.”
”People have to stop asking questions of me and trust that I will do what is in the best interests of me, and the country.”
”Now, if you’ll excuse me, it’s been a stressful day so I’m off to relax by strangling a few puppies.”
Mark Williamson
@MWChatShow
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