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Politics
Barnaby Joyce Outed As One Of Sky News’ 7 Viewers
Former Special Envoy for the Drought Barnaby Joyce has revealed to the world that he is indeed one of Sky News’ 7 viewers. The reveal came after backbencher Joyce tweeted the network to thank them for letting him know he… Read More ›
Dutton Tipped To Be Named Minister For Strangling Puppies In ScoMo’s Cabinet Reshuffle
Minister for the Dark Arts Peter Dutton is tipped to be the big winner in Prime Minister-elect Scott Morrison’s cabinet reshuffle with insiders speculating he may pick up the new Ministry for strangling puppies. “Peter has played a big role… Read More ›
Barnaby Joyce Plans To Spend The Week Polling Swinging Voters
Future deputy Opposition leader Barnaby Joyce has told colleagues that he plans to spend the final week of the election campaign polling swinging voters in an effort to get the Coalition over the line. “I am a proven campaigner and… Read More ›
Abbott Hopes Piers Pressure Will Get Him Across The Line In Warringah
Former Minister for Women and also former Prime Minister, Tony Abbott has told colleagues that Piers pressure will hopefully get him across the line in his seat of Warringah. “Tony is putting a lot of faith in obscure Daily Telegraph… Read More ›
Shorten To Forego Budget Reply Speech And Instead Recap What Happened On MAFS
Australia’s next top Prime Minister Bill Shorten has told colleagues that he will not deliver the traditional Budget reply speech on Thursday and instead simply recap to the Australian public what has been happening on the popular TV show Married At… Read More ›
