The Gina Rinehart funded ‘think tank’ the IPA has called upon the Morrison Government to amend the laws to allow unemployed workers to be able to sell their organs. “There’s definitely a market for selling your organs, the only thing… Read More ›
Politics
Malcolm Roberts Calls On Supermarkets To Limit Aluminium Foil Purchases To One Pack Per Person
One Nation’s leading mind (sic) Malcolm Roberts has called upon Australia’s supermarkets to impose limits on the purchases of aluminium foil, to one pack per customer to counter so-called panic buying. “Whilst I am yet to be convinced that this… Read More ›
Book Extract: A Bigger Picture An Autobiography By Malcolm Turnbull
When choosing a title for one’s autobiography, one needs to consider how the title will be viewed – not only for the present, but in decades to come when it is being studied by scholars and school children alike. I… Read More ›
Joyce Orders All Parliamentary Staffers To Wash Their Hands Before He Attempts To Seduce Them
Former deputy Prime Minister Barnaby Joyce has sent a memo around to all parliamentary staffers calling on them to be sure to wash their hands before he attempts to seduce them. The memo is designed to stop the spread of… Read More ›
Scotty From Marketing Tells People To Use The Drive Thru Instead Of Going Into Maccas
Prime Minister Scotty from marketing has asked the people of Australia to avoid going into McDonald’s and instead use the drive thru, in an effort to help stop the spread of Corona. “We need to get on the front foot… Read More ›
“Government Should Stimulate The Economy By Increasing Family Benefits,” Says Barnaby Joyce
Former deputy Prime Minister Barnaby Joyce took some time out from collecting discarded cans to tell the Government that the best way to stimulate the economy is by increasing the family benefit payments. “Look if there’s one thing I know… Read More ›
