Former Minister for Women and also former Prime Minister, Tony Abbott has told colleagues that Piers pressure will hopefully get him across the line in his seat of Warringah. “Tony is putting a lot of faith in obscure Daily Telegraph… Read More ›
Politics
Shorten To Forego Budget Reply Speech And Instead Recap What Happened On MAFS
Australia’s next top Prime Minister Bill Shorten has told colleagues that he will not deliver the traditional Budget reply speech on Thursday and instead simply recap to the Australian public what has been happening on the popular TV show Married At… Read More ›
We Won’t Let Psychopaths Get Control Of Guns Say Psychopaths Who Got Control Of Political Party
The psychopaths behind the One Nation party have gone out of their way to assure voters that they will do everything in their power to stop psychopaths obsessed with guns from taking over their party. “Look we may be psychopaths… Read More ›
Report: 97% Of Comments On One Nation Facebook Page Riddled With Spelling And Grammatical Errors
Recent research of One Nation social media accounts has found that 97% of comments from their supporters contain either spelling or grammatical errors. The study found that most One Nation supporters don’t know “their shit”, or that they are shit… Read More ›
Pauline Hanson Denies She F**Ked Her Entire Party
Founder of Pauline Hanson’s One Nation party Pauline Hanson has strongly condemned the idea that she has personally f**ked her entire party, following the continual turn over of elected One Nation candidates. “How dare you or anyone accuse me of… Read More ›
Morrison Cries To Mum About Having To Return To School
Interim Prime Minister little Scotty Morrison has refused to get out of bed and get ready for his first day back at school. Complaining to his Mum that: “It’s not fair, I don’t wanna go and that mean and nasty… Read More ›
