Australian Prime Minister Scotty from marketing has expressed his disappointment to colleagues that his wife Jen and daughters were all too busy to attend this week’s family curry night. “Poor Scotty, he loves curry night but this week it will… Read More ›
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Barilaro Demands That Gladys Let Him Kill A Koala Or He’ll Piss On The Floor Of Parliament
NSW’s deputy Premier John Barilaro has threatened to piss all over the floor of NSW Parliament unless the Premier, who he is allegedly a part of a coalition Government still in coalition government with, allows him and his Nationals colleagues… Read More ›
George Christensen Tipped To Be Named Trade Ambassador For The Philippines
Australian Politician George Christensen is rumoured to be named the new trade ambassador for the Philippines, following in the footsteps of former Prime Minister Tony Abbott who has taken on a role as a trade ambassador for the United Kingdom…. Read More ›
Scotty From Marketing Tells The Kids Their Tradie Brand Deodorant Father’s Day Gift Is Going Straight To The Pool Room
Australia’s Prime Minister Scotty from marketing has celebrated Father’s day, telling colleagues that the gift that Jen and the Girls got him, a tin of Tradie brand deodorant was so good that it was going straight to the pool room…. Read More ›
Scotty From Marketing Tipped To Name Abbott Special Envoy To Aged Care
Australia’s Prime Minister Scotty from marketing is tipped this week to name former Prime Minister Tony Abbott as a ‘Special Envoy’ to the aged care industry, with a mandate to eliminate all problems. ”I won’t confirm or deny that I… Read More ›
“Zoom? What’s Zoom?” Says Bloke Who Cancelled Parliament
Prime Minister Scott Morrison has reacted with befuddlement when asked if parliament could be run via Zoom. After spending two weekends watching footy and sinking beers, Morrison announced that they would suspend Parliament due to the threat of coronavirus. Whilst… Read More ›