The Australian Government has announced that they have purchased a brand new billion dollar drone that they plan to put into a breeding program with their existing drone, Senator Eric Abetz. “It is an exciting day for the Government with… Read More ›
The Australian people are today in shock to learn that Bill Shorten not Tony Abbott is the countries official opposition leader. The discovery was made when a press conference was held to announce the opposition’s tax changes for pensioners policy… Read More ›
Former Nationals leader Barnaby Joyce has demanded that the Prime Minister conduct a Royal Commission into the member for New England’s sex life. “It’s time we get to the bottom of this no pun intended and get it all out… Read More ›
President Trump has disclosed that had he been around at the time he would definitely have won World War 2 all by himself. “You don’t really know how you would respond until you’ve been put in a situation, but I’d… Read More ›
The United Nations will dismantle the General Assembly after realising that the Australian parliament is already fulfilling its role of providing a place where citizens from all countries of the world can gather to make laws together. “It used to… Read More ›
Former two-time Australian Prime Minister Kevin Rudd has announced that for a limited time only anyone who purchases his new book will receive a free set of commemorative steak knives. “When people think of my time as Prime Minister sadly… Read More ›
