The Opposition’s shadow minister for home affairs, Barnaby Joyce, has called upon the Prime Minister to think of his children and raise the pay for politicians. ”Times are tough, and it’s time for Albo to get out of his inner… Read More ›
Opposition
Column: Angus Taylor’s Budget Tips And Tricks
Firstly I would like to thank theunaustralian.net for the opportunity to share with you a few tips and tricks that will not only work on the Federal budget but could also help you with your own household budget. Times are… Read More ›
Dutton Tells People To Slip A Pineapple In Their Next Gas Bill To Say Thank You
Opposition leader the Dark Lord Peter Dutton has told Australian’s to slip a pineapple into their next gas bill as a way to say thank you to the countries gas producers. ”This country owes a debt of gratitude to our… Read More ›
Dutton Demands Irish Border Be Shut To Keep Out Potato Blight
Opposition Leader the Dark Lord Peter Dutton has demanded that Prime Minister Anthony Albanese close the Irish border before the dreaded potato blight hits the country. ”This government needs to get off their backsides and take some action,” said the… Read More ›
Dutton Sends Bandt A Basket Of Dead Puppies To Say Thanks For Covering As Opposition Leader
Holidaying Opposition leader the Dark Lord Peter Dutton has sent Greens leader Adam Bandt a gift basket of dead puppies as a thank you after the Greens leader stepped in as Opposition leader over the past week. ”It’s always nice… Read More ›
Barnaby Pissed To Miss Out On Home Affairs In Shadow Ministry
Australia’s former deputy PM (yep,really) Barnaby Joyce has reacted angrily to being appointed shadow Minister for Veterans Affairs when he had his heart set on Home or Foreign Affairs. ”I don’t know what sort of game Dutto is playing at… Read More ›
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