Opposition leader (as of writing), Peter Dutton, is tipped today to announce the first two sites chosen to host his future pie in the sky nuclear power plants, with Aston and Dunkley being the rumored picks.

”It’s not to say that Peter is vindictive, just that he sees no benefit in alienating other electorates that may one day vote for him,” said a Liberal party insider. ”Dunkley had their chance and parts of it did swing to him, just not enough.”

”Oh well, I’m sure in time the people of Dunkley will love the healthy green glow of nuclear power.”

When asked how on earth they believe that they will win back Government when they can’t win a by-election in the middle of a cost-of-living crisis, the Liberal party insider said: ”You need a lot to go right to win an election and by God no one is heading as far right as us.”

”Besides, we have the media on our side, heck, even the ABC is fearful to say a negative word in our direction.”

”We’ll get back in to power and look out to all those who doubted us.”

Mark Williamson

@MWChatShow

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